Now....I will tell you all about my adventure with the Kids at the show in Milwaukee.

It was all so amazing I don't even know where to start. I still can't believe I saw the Kids In The Hall live! There they were, all five of them, real as anything, standing on stage. I just sat there, ten rows back, mind you! The most amazing seats ever! Holy shit! They were fucking fantastic! I screamed and spazed and proceded to totally lose my voice. I was already sick, but that totally did it in. The show was hilarious. I thought I was going to piss my pants. I didn't go after we went to eat, and we were going to be late if we stopped to go, so dammit, I held it! I'm glad I have a strong bladder. ;) The best parts had to be when they screwed up and started laughing at eachother...the best part of the show that is...but what will always stick in my mind was afterwards! Obviously! I said very firmly to my aunt and my friend, "I'm styaing." My aunt and Molly were freezing and so was I and it was starting to rain but we stood on this platform by the river behind the theater with a group of about 25 or so other people waiting for the Kids to come out. First Kevin came out. A gaurd right away ushered him away from us! I couldn't get his autograph or a pic. or anything and he was the one I really wanted to meet. Crap! But as he was leaving I yell "Bye Kevin! We love you!" And he turns around to the group, waves and says "Bye!" He's adorable. I love him.

...Anyway...then Bruce and Scott come out together and I'm trying to push my way though to them and I get them both to sign my program. You can tell which sig is Bruce's because his looks like absolutely nothing. hehe. I wanted to get pics with them both but my aunt got lost in the crowd when I tried and she had the camera so they had to move on to other people. Oh, well.

Then Dave came out. I said "Dave will you sign this?" He's like "Sure." So he starts to but his marker doesn't work well, and there's a little bit of rain coming down and I said "Here. Want to use mine?" So he signs with my marker having a very hard time trying to get his name down. Awwww! He's said "I think it's the moisture. I'm sorry. I'm making such a mess of your paper." Awww again! I of course said it was okay. Then I had fired my aunt from picture duty and hired Molly. lol. So Molly took my pic with Dave. Then I took Dave's pic with my aunt. Then he was about to leave and I shook his hand and said "It was very nice to meet you." hahaha. And he left and we all yelled "Bye Dave!"

Mark was the only one that hadn't come out. Of course the security guys tried to say that he left or wasn't coming out...but when knew it was all bs and we just stuck around. It was down now I think to about 15 people. Molly and I had walked to the other side of the alley way and then we heard some comotion and we figured Mark probably finally came out..and he had! We go back over there. And Mark's being really nice to everyone...just chatting away. I get his sig. and have Molly take our pic. He put his hand around my waist! Holy crap! I hope to God those photos turn out! After that I give him this shitty card Molly and I made saying "We love you guys. Tour again. blah blah." But he actually looked at it...and this is our conversation (that's right. I said conversation!)

Mark: Kristen Johnson?

Me: No. Jacobus

Mark: Oh. 'Cause it's weird. We've had like 3 Kristen Johnson's on this tour.

Me: Well. Not me. I'm different.

That was probably a dumbass remark but what the hell was I going to say? How can one keep their composure when talking to Mark Mckinney?!!?!! Besides, I don't think he heard me. Then he signed stuff for other people and Molly asked him if Bruce was in Anne of Green Gables. We were discussing it before and I said "Yeah. He was." And she's like "I'm pretty sure it was him. I'll ask Mark though to see for sure." Couldn't ask Bruce 'cause he was there and gone pretty fast. So Mark goes "Yeah. He was." So, he was about to leave and I guess I just looked at him 'cause I remembered I wanted to ask him if after every show Kevin always left right away. Mark just looked right back and me as if to say "Oh. Do you want to say something?" or something like that. hehe. I say instead "Can I have a hug?" He goes "Sure." But as he was saying this he was walking and almost tripped off the platform! The poor guy! I said "I'm sorry." And then he gave me a hug. Kind of a sideways one, but a little squeeze in there as well...a damn real hug! Holy fucktard! I hugged Mark McKinney!

And then I was numb and we gladly walked the six blocks to our awaiting parked car. At least *I* walked gladly. That my friends, was the best night of my life!