Dave Foley on the Russian Communists

…You know what sleeping dogs I’m referring to don’t you? No? Well, let me refresh your memory. Russians! That’s right, Russians, Rusty’s, Communists, Com-u-nists! Oh, now you remember. Well, do you also remember a few years ago when we all talked about how the Russians were going to take over the world and how every household would be run by Communists and their filthy communism? Oh, yeah, we feared the Russians back in them days and for good reason too. Now, all I hear is poor little Russia they’ve got no money. Poor little Russia, they’ve gone broke. Poor little Russia this and poor little Russia that.

Don’t you get it? Am I the only one that gets it? It’s a trick! Communism never dies. Communism is a cancer. A cancer that is sleeping, waiting to devour our freedom. Devour democracy.

Oh, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, ‘This guy’s just some right winged, paranoid revolutionary who had a horrible upbringing and whose father beat him every day with a bible. Well, that may be true, but it never did me any harm!

All I’m saying is, a few years ago, people listened to what I had to say. I fit in. Well, listen to me now. The Russians, they’re going to try to take over the world again. Don’t you forget that for one second, friend, or else you’ll be lining up for toilet paper in a God-less world.
There’s one more thing I’d like to say. Killer Bees! You forgot about them, didncha? Well, that’s just what they want us to do, that’s right. The Russian Communists, the killer bees, they’re like this!

So when people say to me, ‘Let sleeping dogs lye.” I say, to them, ‘Friend, sleeping dogs, they eventually wake up and chew out the throat of democracy! Don’t think I don’t know what you’re up to, Russia. Don’t think I’m unaware that Kevin McDonald or should I say, Ivan Chovskee is one of you! (pulls up Kevin from behind the desk)

Kevin: (tied up with a gag in his mouth) He’s crazy!

Crazy like a fanatic fox I mean. (pushes Kevin back down behind his desk) Down you fanatic red! (starts beating Kevin with a stick) One man, one vote. One man, one vote.