If any of you know of the comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, you know he tells jokes about rednecks...Like...If you drink more beer than your husband, you might be a redneck..or some such nonsense. But I changed that all around. Let me present to you...
If you..KITH style

If you have the desire to set things of fire
You might be a pyromaniac
If you sell steroes and shoes and maybe a little poo
You might be commissioned by Satan
If you plan parties for office clones who’d rather talk on the phone
You might have a name that resembles Nina
If you wish for a dime singing hodeotondotenday to pass the time
You might eat macaroni and cheese
If you have pains in your head and pay too much for rent
People probably won’t know who you are
If you know all the sketches by heart, and from the tv you cannot part,
And you don’t think axe murdering’s wrong (at least not on tv) and
sing in the shower the Terrier Song,
Then you ARE without a doubt a Kids in the Hall fan for life!

Let’s face it. We can’t get away from it. I liked the way Scott put it on his recent appearance on Conan O’Brien. “That’s the definiton of a cult show. A show that’s good when your high.” So, for those of us who don’t get high but still love KITH, we must be the most screwed up people on the whole planet. Well, I say amen. :)