"I'll eat your bible. But it'll cost you and it'll take me several days of munching and snacking." ~Gavin

"Cabage Head must die!" ~Shona

"But look at my freakishly small hands." ~Sid

"Just how much better do you think the Gimmel 100 is than the Gimmel 80?...Well 20! It's seems kinda obvious to me."

"I know what bowling is. But what are these guys doing?" ~the 'ya lost me' guy

"I guess you'll be refering to me as Evan now."
"Do you have a tail?..Then I have no nine and a halfs." ~Evan

"I'm Phil from the warehouse. The pains are back. You know the pains in my head that make it hard for me to live but I go on anyway." ~Phil, Phil from the warehouse with the pains in his head

"I found no love in the Day Care Industry, only hard women dressed in pink...I found no love burning the bottoms of my feet with cigarellos, only a certain amount of artistic satisfaction."

"Am I to understand your grandpa was a bad boy today?" ~Gerald the lawyer