"Whatcha got in mind, mister?"
"Ever see a wolf naked? Hey ---! What the --?"
"Up against the waaaaall, wolf! You're under arrest for soleweciting!"
"Cripes, Officer Sheep --"
"'Lewetenant!'"
"--I wasn't doin' nothin'!"
"You caaaan't pull the wool over my eyes, wolf!"
"It's a frame! This is shear harassment! Ow! Ow! Quit it!"
"You wolves are all baaaaad!"
"No we're not -- we're just disenfranchised!"
"Get him -- aaaaall of ewe!"
"Yowch! My tail! I thought ewe guys were herbivores! This is POFLEECE BREWETALITY!!"
The End
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