Everytime Olivia and I get together, it's somewhat awkward at first. Then we cannot stop laughing, and then I cry when I have to leave her. We cannot even go into a gas station without embarassing ourselves or someone else. But now that we can do that, I need to move on to embarrasing some of the other girls. ALLI LOOK OUT!
The remix of Pop that I love is featured in Jimmy Neutron. Along with a million Aaron Carter songs. "MEET ULTRALORD LIVE?!?!?!?!" - Shane
Justin Timberlake is all that and a bag of doggy biscuits. Or is it a bag of cedar chips? I can never remember. How hot is this sheit?
I just told Olivia to "shit up". I swear that's not what I meant.
Angelfire hates me. However, like I just told Alli, "I believe in the Angelfire way. It's what WE do at 'Everybody's Free'. Give people hell for no good reason."
I no longer have cable. I have to entertain myself with old tapes of Justin, JC, Dale, and Ryan Gosling singing "I'll Cry For You". Sucks to be me. Hehe.
Chantal Robson is a BIG AMAZON BITCH. She's scary. But Wade is all tiny and non threatening. Things that make you go hmmm.
Lux says: "DETROIT WHAT!?!?!?"
I brought a Littlefoot twin so he could be represented at CFTC. I lost him before I left. I can't find Joey either. I left with a naked Ghetto. It was a great weekend.
Orlando rocks. The Roxy on a night with an under 21 crowd....does not.
Speaking of which, Dennys is the shit too. Ghetto still has red teeth (from the marinara sauce). I don't know if we're actually welcome in that Denny's anymore though. Butt Rott. Stitch gave Denny's 4 thumbs up. Stitch loves Florida. I knew we were a match made in heaven. He started dancing as soon as we hit the Florida line. Hehehe.
I have a seven foot tall "Legolas" cardboard stand up in my new living room. Did I mention I finally have my own house? And he looks mighty fine in it. WOOHOO!
"My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match, I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!" - Shane - Love that Jimmy Neutron movie.
I do alot now JUST BECAUSE I CAN. Know what I did the day we moved in? I took a spoon, opened the peanut butter, dipped it in there, then took the SAME spoon, and dipped it in the jelly. then I put it all away. Know why? BECAUSE I CAN. I'm a REBEL. Actually I'm not, but who the hell is gonna say anything about it when it's MY PEANUT BUTTER, and MY JELLY, and MY KITCHEN, and I'm sorry. I'm getting all worked up again. Hehehe.
My new room is a Justin Timberlake safe haven. But I feel like a traitor because I did take down two Justin pics to hang Legolas up in there too. I have a small problem with Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker too but no one has to know because he's behind the door. TELL NO ONE. I'm a traitor. But in my room, hell, the more the merrier. Oh wait, that sounded like a "Britney" moment.
My son's favorite song is "Cleanin Out My Closet" by Eminem. I'm frightened.
Hell yes, my kids listen to Eminem. Dakota called him a flake. My children are well adjusted. They jam "My Dad's Gone Crazy".
Speaking of well adjusted. My son Skye just ran over to me and said, "I DON'T WANT YOU BE ADUCTED BY ALIENS! I LOVE YOU MOM." and he gave me a hug. He's grounded in reality. No, those aren't typos, he's three.
I'm on my computer in my very own home. In my very own office. In my very own chair with my very own cup of coffee from my very own coffee maker which resides in my very own kitchen in that house of my very own. I might've mentioned this before.
I'm living off of "Fresh Prince" reruns these dayz. I'm a happy Carlton lover, and I'm proud.
Speaking of which, I cannot begin to imagine crying out "OH ALFONSO" during sex. He'd have to change his name.
Don't have unprotected sex. Hell, don't have sex. If you must, buy adult toys. DILDOS LIVI. They clean up easier, don't talk back, and you can put them away when you get annoyed with them. Plus you can call them anything you want. Livi has a cheetah print toy called "The Beast". Bitch is so powerful and spastic she has to connect it to a car battery with jumper cables and take her pictures off of the walls to use it. LMAO
I need to brush my teeth. Coffee has that affect. But I'm not gonna put the toothpaste back under the sink. I'm just gonna leave it right there on the counter. HEHEHE.
I just started my period. Now I must go shower. Is that TOO MUCH INFORMATION for ya? Oh well, I'm the sharing type. I'll finish this later. That's a threat.
Challenge For The Children can be summed up in a few words. Carlton. Red and white striped shorts. Joey in an obstacle course. Jayce in a great big bowling ball. Chris with a GREAT BIG MOUTH. Justin in his own private space. Lance finding better things to do.
Riddle me this. Do you think Americans REALLY think for themselves? The answer is no. Examine pop culture. A drag queen is so widely liked and accepted that he gets his own show, (no offense RuPaul) but to be talented and in a boyband labels you as "gay".
While we're on the subject, when is the last time you heard someone call The Miracles, The Temptations, or Boys II Men gay? Don't give me the instruments crap about my guys either. Tell me that you can argue with this. Alot of women thought Ringo Starr was a sex god. That being the case, wouldn't they have rather had Billy Ashbaugh playing the drums so Ringo could've been out front for your constant entertainment pleasure? That's what I thought. You put Thrustin Justin behind a drum set and see how fast some of us become "ex-NSYNC fans". Sure I like that the boys can play instruments and write their own stuff. I can respect him as an artist and still enjoy the hell out of his "total package". That's entertainment babay.
My mother thinks I have trouble communicating with people who don't think and act like I do. So now whenever we're together, I'll talk to someone who meets that description and I ask them how THEY would say, "Kiss my ass, retard." And then when I tell them that, I'll use THEIR phrase of choice. That's progress. Recognize!
I'm not prejudiced or narrowminded at all. I have no problem with people of a different race or sex or even sexual orientation. Unless they don't like *NSYNC. Those people are just taking up space and using up all of our natural resources.
Baking soda is the shiznit too. It takes stains out of your clothes, dries up oily Italian skin, put in your shampoo it gets rid of buildup, cleans your teeth, keeps doggy smell out of your carpets, and cleans grease off of everything. Heh. I should own stock in Arm&Hammer.
I gain an obscene amount of weight when I PMS. Then when it's over, I feel REALLY good about my body. HEHEHE
I like my messy room. I can find anything in an instant. If I clean it, I can guaran-damn-tee you I'll never see my stuff again.
Joey on Broadway. That's food for thought. Food & Joey always go together. I get hungry everytime someone mentions him. Don't you?
Orlando House Of Blues is my new favorite place to be on industry service night. HI LITTLE HEAD! How in the hell they can cram that many hot ass men into one place blows my mind. Allow me also to say hello to the man that was sniffing Olivia's head. It takes balls to be that strange in public, you deserve mad props.
Lance in my pants in a dark Target. Happy Pants. But I finally got the cups I wanted damnit.
Where is Chris? It's like losing a child. "It's Eleven O' Clock, do YOU know where Chris Kirkpatrick is?" He's gone all Carmen Sandiego on us.
How harsh was that mole on Jimmy Fallon's face when he did his Enrique impression?
I love Chris Kattan. I loved "Corky Romano". Everytime the doorbell rings at our house, my best friend says, "Anybody want some cookies?"
I will work a second job if Justin promises to go on tour for his solo album. I can't make enough pimpin Timbalake to support travel.
Becca and Dia are a riot. Dia alone is a riot. Dia and four other girls in a hotel room will cause the neighbors to riot.
Jen and I had so many rules when we lived with her parents. Weird ass stuff. So in answer to that, we have the coolest house rules for the new place. Jen and I just sat around one night making them up. I'm going to give you a few examples:
Ok so that's more than a few examples because we only have 20 rules. Hehehe. The other four you wouldn't get.
"I'm peeing in the shoooooweeeeerrrr!" "Still going! Go! GO! GO!" - Shane (Jimmy Neutron's best friend)
People will always come visit you on the ONE day you don't feel like cleaning up toys and dishes. I'm the most popular person in Delaware today. Go figure. I've seen more people today than the two weeks combined that we've been in the new house. That'll teach me to take a day off.
I can't eat eggs, bacon, sausage, scrapple, and most other breakfast food anymore. It will make me sick as a dog. So much so that I can't even lick a spoon with cake batter or cookie dough on it anymore without vomiting or going to the hospital. I wasn't a big eater of those things before I couldn't have them, but now I crave them all the time. That's the way love goes.
I don't lie for the sake of lying. So people, children, and animals insist on making a liar out of me. If I tell a friend that my dogs are good when they travel, one of them will vomit with that friend in the car. If I tell someone how great my son is in a store, he'll cry the entire time we're there. If I tell my parents how great the guy is that they're about to meet, something will happen that causes him not to show up. If I tell someone I can cook, I will burn everything I try to make. It's inevitable. Someone wants me to lie. The force is not with me.
Yoda rocks. "Star Wars" fans in general didn't like "Episode I" or "Episode II". I didn't ever really get into the original "Star Wars". And I really like I and II. And Yoda is the shit. But Stitch is my dream man. I have a huge clingy Stitch from the theatre stuck to the refrigerator here. My fridge.
I saw "Fellowship Of The Ring" fifteen times in the theatre. I have family who work there. (Hence the clingy Stitch) Just wait until "The Two Towers" comes out in December. Don't look for me, I usually won't be home. If Orlando Bloom has as many scenes as I hear he does, I'll NEVER be home.
Speaking of movies, people keep asking me if "XXX" was any good. How the hell would I know? You can't judge the quality of a movie's plot and special effects when you're on a Vin Diesel high! I'd need to see it probably fifty or so more times before I got past VIN. And that may be a lie, because to this day, I STILL can't tell you if "The Fast and The Furious" is any good. And I have it on video AND dvd.
Every hardcore Lance fan I've ever met has been a scary emotional psycho. That's all I have to say about that.
Kenny LOVES Forrest Gump. He cannot say ANYTHING to my friend Jenny without that accent or a quote from that movie. You'd think it would get old, but he's just so damned GOOD at it.
I bet the whole lot of you are tired of me mentioning boyfriends. This website has a confusing history of names that I'm sure is hard to keep up with. Let me refresh. Kenny is NOT the same as Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown was four guys ago. Catch up.
If all people in Cali drive like Dia drives, it's no wonder the drugs are more predominant on the East Coast. You people are living a natural adrenaline high.
I think I've exceeded my caffeine limit for the evening, hence leaving me no option but bedtime. And I wonder why I have nightmares so often. The grass tried to eat me the other night. I have Jayce issues.
Goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight.
