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Hawaii
Chap
3 : The Flight
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scene: the plane everyone is sitting with as
they were in the cab
[pheebs and ross's seats]
pheebs: 'im thinking that as soon as we get there im gunna have me a drink'
ross: 'that sounds good i think that i'll join you'
pheebs: 'no ross i said have ME a drink as i wanna meet someone'
ross: 'well i wanna meet someone to so we'll meet someone together'
pheebs: 'but your gunna talk all scientifivly type i dont wanna have you drive
frank away'
ross: [confused] 'who's frank?'
pheebs: 'frank is the guy i wanna meet' *pause* 'he's hott'
ross: 'you havent met him and how do you know someone named frank will even me
in that hotel?'
pheebs: 'how do you not know'
[ross looks confused and pheebs looks happy]
scene change: joey and rachel's seats
joey: [singing] 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands...[claps hands] 'rach
clap your hands'
rachel: [obviously annoyed] noo!
joey: 'if your happy and you know clap your hands...[claps hands] 'rach come on
clap'
rachel: 'noo!'
joey: 'if your happy and you know it and you really wanna show it if your happy
and you know it clap your hand...[claps his hands] 'you know your ruining the
song'
rachel: 'really i had no idea' 'you want me to clap to the song' [sarcastic but
joey doesnt get it]
joey: 'no that part passed no it goes' 'if your happy and you know stop your
feet' [stomps his feet] 'go ahead stomp your feet'
rachel: 'ok [stomps her feet on joeys feet]
joey: [in pain] owwww not on me rach'
rachel: 'you said stomp my feet you never said where' [joey glares evily at her]
scene change: monica and chandlers seats
[they are not talking until chandler breaks the silence]
chandler: 'you know you dident have to call me funny boy'
monica: 'yeah well you didnt have to call me obcessed freak'
chandler: 'i dont think that you should talk to me' 'you hurt me deep' [in a way
only chandler can say it]
monica: 'im sorry i forgot that you were a baby'
chandler: [whining] 'im not a baby' 'im a big boy'
monica: 'oo please' [chandler looks at her] 'stop staring at me' [he continues
to stare at her] 'i said stop'
chandler: 'why?' *pause* 'maybe cause your obcessed that im not doing something
the way you want it?'
monica: 'do you want me to hit you?' 'cause i will'
chandler: 'oo im shacking in my daffy duck boxers' [monica just looks at him] 'oo
right you didnt nkow that' [looks away] 'soo back of the plane?'
monica: 'what?' 'if your talking about sex in the bathroom you've gotta another
thing coming'
chandler: 'please im bored and theres nothing else to do'
monica: 'fine lets go' [chandler looks happy] 'ok go go' [both run to bathroom]
scene change: pheebs and ross's seats
ross: [finishing a story about something boring] 'and then ralph saw the fossil
in the back of the dinasour instead of the front' [laughs to himslef]
pheebs: [just waking up] 'oo thats soo funny' [laughs and then stops] 'what
wasit that you were talking about?'
ross: 'you werent listening?' [shakes her head no] 'ok i was talking about...
pheebs: [cuts him off] 'ok ross i really dont wanna know ok'
ross: 'fine now you'll never know'
pheebs: 'and yet ill still dye happy'
scene change: rachel and joeys seats
[they are playing rock paper sissors. by the look of rachels face it was not her
idea]
joey: 'rock paper sissors says shoot' [he puts out sissors and rahel puts out
rock and crushes his sissors really really hard]
' oww i dont wanna play with you anymore you hurt'
rachel: i dont hurt its just your annoying and i want to hurt you'
joey: 'lets sing another song' [looks really happy but when rachel looks at him
he doesnt] 'ok ill sing my self'
rachel: 'oo god please shoot me' *pause* 'no wait shoot him'
joey: [singing] 'i know a song that gets on everybody nerves everybodys nerves
everybody nerves i know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it
goes i now a ...[is cut off by rachels hand over his both she is saying this
whil her hand is still over her mouth and says it through her teeth]
rachel: 'if you sing that one more time i will seriously kill you and dont think
i wont' 'ill push you through that window' 'got me' [joey nods] 'good' [joey
licks her hand thats over his mouth and she recoils in disguist] eww joey thats
gross
joey: 'heyy you put it there'
rachel: 'to shut you up not to have you lick it'
joey: 'i could lick other stuff to' [looks at rachel with the look only joey can
give]
rachel: 'chandler help me now' [looks to the side of her acroos from her seat
and he's not there] 'danm the one time he's useful he has to be having sex] [joey
is looking very please and continues to sing his song]
[fades black until the next episode]
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