Sometimes you just gotta to say...WHAT THE PUCK!

Warning! Children under 17 not admitted without parent or adult! 

 

by 

Mary Ann

(maryanncleveland@prodigy.net) 

 

A slightly inebriated Maxwell Sheffield tiptoes into his kitchen at 10:30 the evening after the New York Rangers lost game six of the NHL Hockey League Playoffs. The whole team and half of New York City blamed Miss Fine, who was dating Mike LeVoe, the star player for the Rangers. She had worn those unlucky red shoes to the game and they had all believed she had jinxed him into having a bad game.  

"Pssst, Niles, I'm in trouble. Max says in a slightly slurred voice as he tiptoes into the kitchen of his mansion. "Didn't talk to Mike LeVoe about that jinx business. He confides to his lifelong friend and butler. Had a couple of beers with the boys instead." He says with a self-satisfied grin, remembering how the star player of the Rangers wanted him on his dart team. "They have a picture of Miss Fine on the dart board! I got her right in the big hair--twenty points!" He is so pleased with this accomplishment that he is smiling ear to ear. 

Niles just looks at him with a pained _expression. 

"Come on, Niles, why aren't you laughing?" He says as he turns to him and, to his horror, sees Miss Fine rising up above the kitchen island with a roll of paper towels in her hand. The sight of her makes his blood turns to ice. 

"I'm laughing on the inside sir." Niles says dryly as he walks into the living room. 

"Oh, Miss Fine. All right come on, let me have it. I deserve it." He says walking behind the island, his knees slightly shaking. 

Fran turns her back to him, lowers her head and crosses her arms in front of her chest. 

"Oh Miss Fine, please? I never thought I'd say this but please talk?" Fran takes a sheet off the towel roll and gently weeps into it. Oh no! Don't cry, oh no, please don't cry! I can't stand it when you cry! What can I do to make it up to you? Oh I know, I'll buy you something. Anything. Just please say you'll forgive me!" He pleads stepping towards her. Max goes to hug her shoulders, but she quietly shakes him off and slowly walks up the back stairs to her bedroom. He can only watch her leave in shock; he is rooted to the spot not believing what had just happened. 

Maxwell is horrified. Oh, god, I've never made her cry before. I've comforted her when she would cry over those other blokes, but I have never been the cause of her sorrow! He thinks his mind a blur. He walks dejectedly into the living room where Niles is sipping a cup of tea. His butler looks at him under a raised eyebrow. "Oh, Niles--I think I've really hurt Miss Fine. What should I do?" He cries sitting next to him and putting his head in his hands. "I was only fooling around with the guys--I would never deliberately want to hurt her!" 

Niles, who is now slightly disgusted with his boss, mulls over something in his head and makes a decision. This stupid game between them has gone on long enough. I'm bloody tired of it. "Well, sir...I think it's about time you knew something. Miss Fine has been with us for almost three years. The other day, I 'overheard her talking to Val. She confided that, for the past year and a half, she has very strong feelings for you. In fact, she thinks she is in love with you!" He tells Max looking deep into his eyes to gage his reaction. Niles has known for quite some time that Max was in love with his nanny, but was just too repressed to realize it. 

"What!?" Max cries stunned. "S-she's in love with me?" To his surprise his heart starts to beat faster and he is not at all displeased to learn this news. "Oh, Niles, what am I going to do. That poor little thing...well, I mean, who can blame her. She is so naive and unsophisticated, she was probably just dazzled by me." Max says trying to sort out his own feelings. 

Niles rolls his eyes and shakes his head. He was well aware that Max was the first one to be smitten by Miss Fine. After all, he thinks back, she had only been employed here two months when he figured out his boss was smitten. Niles remembers well the night two years ago when Max and C.C. had arranged a date for Miss Fine with that sleazy soap opera star Brock Storm. They wanted to assure that Brock would sign for their revival of Oklahoma. That was the first time Mr. Sheffield showed signs of his true feeling towards Miss Fine. Max was quite apprehensive about setting up that date and was beside himself when Miss Fine had walked out the door with Brock. Nigel had witnessed his boss pacing the living room the whole time she was out, finally falling asleep in the living room chair only minutes before she returned home. 

He also remembers Mr. Sheffield's face when Fran informed him only a few months after she started there, that she had reconciled with her ex fiancé Danny. Mr. Sheffield was outraged that she would forgive that 'Neanderthal' as he referred to him. Yes, Mr. Sheffield definitely fell in love with Miss Fine first. After all, it took Fran till the Camp Kindervelt reunion, when Mr. Sheffield surprised her as her escort to see him as more than just her boss...and several months later to know she had developed a crush on him.  

Niles remembers Miss Fine's face when he had a date with Sydney Mercer, and how relieved she was that Sydney turned out to be gay. Again he had overheard her telling Val that she was having strong feelings for Max. Fran was so touched that he had showed up at the reunion to save her from an embarrassing situation, and had been surprising jealous when he had been smitten with Sydney. That was only three months ago. No, Mr. Sheffield definitely fell first. Well, he bloody well do something about this, right now. Niles thinks angrily.  

Niles looks at Max and says. "Sir, why can't you just admit you love her? What are you so bloody afraid of? She single-handedly brought joy back to this house--back to you. You are a completely different person than you were three years ago...before she came here! Do you want to risk losing that someday? Why are you sitting here--get up there and make everything right!" 

Max sits on the couch staring at Niles. He is just realizing that those feelings he always had tried to deny towards Miss Fine were more than just feelings of friendship. All those times he watched her date those other blokes. The mind-numbingly short skirts she wore that drove him bloody mad. That smile that melted his heart every morning. Oh, my god--I-I love her! The thought that he had just hurt her so badly suddenly was making him physically nauseous. He suddenly realizes that this could be a life changing moment. "Yes, you're right, Niles!" Max cries as he heads for the stairs, running up two at a time. He approaches Miss Fine's room and hears her gently sobbing. The sound breaks his heart. Oh, god, did I ruin any chance I had? His palms are sweating and he stands outside the door for several minutes trying to gather up his courage. 

 

 

Miss Fine has her suitcases out and is quietly packing her clothes. She has discarded her bathrobe and is now clad in her white silk pajamas. How could he do that to me, humiliate me behind my back with those hockey players! He can't have any feelings for me if he can make fun of me like that. I have been kidding myself--he's so out of my league. She thinks despairingly as she folds a skirt and packs it. It's time for me to go, it's getting too hard to live here with him, anyway. Sometimes it's all I can do to stop myself from hugging him I just want to kiss him and love him...it's just not natural to live in the same house with someone you adore and not be able to touch him. She thinks, fresh tears falling.  

Yes, it's for the best--I have to leave, I was a fool to think that he could ever love a girl like me. Time to get back to reality, Cinderella. She convinces herself closing up the suitcase. She turns as she hears her bedroom door slowly opening. "Mr. Sheffield!" She cries as she sees him standing in the doorway...a stunned look on his face. 

Max sees what Fran is doing and a feeling of cold trepidation hits him in the gut. "Oh, Miss Fine! What are you doing?! Why are you packing?!" He cries panicking. He runs over to her and takes her into his arms. "I'm so sorry. I was such a bloody cad, Miss Fine! Please don't leave us--me!" He is suddenly trembling with emotion at the realization that she is preparing to leave. "Please, please Miss Fine, let me make it up to you!" He whispers holding her close to him. 

"No, Mr. Sheffield. I just can't live here anymore. I-It's just become too difficult for me--y-you wouldn't understand." She says softly. Fran gently pushes him away and resumes putting her belongings in her bags. Oh, he's so gorgeous...and emotional! Is he really that upset--over me? He almost looks like he's going to cry. She thinks, stunned. 

"Miss Fine." He says taking her in his arms again. "Please forgive me--I would never do anything to deliberately hurt you. I am such a blithering idiot! I had too much to drink and was just so impressed that those hockey players were letting me play with them! Doesn't that sound juvenile?" He says rubbing his cheek softly against hers. He is holding her tightly and is grateful that she isn't struggling to get away. His body is still trembling with emotion and he is becoming more than a little aroused at the pleasantly unfamiliar closeness to her. The new knowledge he has just discovered from Niles about her feelings for him, combined with the emotions of the past hour has lowered his inhibitions. He knows only one thing; he wants her as he's never wanted any other woman. 

"Oh, Miss Fine" he whispers in her ear as he rubs his face to hers, his hands caressing her hair. "Please let me make it up to you, now. I want to make you feel good, please let me." His voice is hoarse with his rising excitement." Max kisses her softly, and when she doesn't resist, he gently lays her on her bed and starts to kiss her more passionately. "Oh, Miss Fine...you are so lovely. I was such a beast." He says nuzzling her neck. 

Oh, my! Fran thinks, stunned at this turn-around of events. What should I do?! She is breathing heavily at the sweet torture that he is implementing on her body. But, the cool hand of caution stops her from giving in. What happens after this? It will change everything, that's for sure! What if he gets what he wants than is too uncomfortable to keep me around? He is so repressed, that it's a very real possibility! "Uh, Mr. Sheffield, she says, lifting his face to hers. I don't think this is a good idea--do you? I mean, it's something that once done, cannot be taken back! I think it's best if I just go. I forgive you for what you said earlier, but, I don't think this is going to work." She says looking sadly into his eyes, knowing that no good can come from this. 

The events of the evening have taken their toll on him. He is now almost out of control. His libido is in overdrive. His entire body is on fire, and he realizes that it is because he is finally in bed with the woman he has loved and lusted for over the last three years. To stop for him would be sheer agony. He knows one thing--he can't let her go. "M-miss Fine, please let me make you feel wonderful. I want to make everything up to you--I need to make it up to you!" He pleads his voice hoarse with passion. He is now extremely excited and he rolls gently on top of her and presses himself into her. He softly groans as his he rubs his arousal against her body. 

Oh, who am I kidding, I can't refuse him. I've wanted this for so long and, oh...he's such a great kisser! Fran thinks, giving in to the inevitable. She succumbs to the passion, she knows it's now out of her control. She has wanted this for so long. She starts kissing back matching his fervor. Suddenly, they stop for a second to gaze in each other's eyes--a connection is made. 

Max's body is shuddering with an excitement he hasn't felt in years--if ever. He begins kissing her with an eagerness that shocks her. He starts to kiss down her neck and she let's out a soft moan. The sound drives him crazy. He has now gone to a place he wasn't even aware existed. All his reasoning is focused on one thing...to make her his own. Max slowly unbuckles and unzips his trousers. He takes her hand and tenderly guides it down to his very abundant arousal. "This is all for you my darling." He whispers, his voice husky with passion. Her touch sends him into a whole new frenzy. 

Fran gasps at her new discovery. A jolt of electricity shoots straight to her groin at the touch. She looks up at him wide-eyed. In her eyes there is more that just a little apprehension, bordering just a slightly on fear. "Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I don't...!" She whispers her voice trembling. Oh, my! I've never been with a man like this! She thinks, slightly afraid, but, more than a little excited. 

He is lying on top of her and smiles down reassuringly, touched, and more than a little aroused, by her innocence. He was used to this reaction from his past first experiences with women. "Don't worry, darling." He whispers tenderly. "I'll be ever so gentle. I would never do anything to hurt you." He resumes soft kisses down her neck as his hand slowly unbuttons her pajama top. His lips find her breast for the first time and she gasps as his hand caresses her other breast.  

Oh, god what is he doing to me--I've never experienced anything close to this! Who am I kidding; this is just so much more incredible than I have ever fantasized! Where did he learn to be such an incredibly skillful lover? She thinks letting her body give in to the inevitable. Now completely relaxed and into it, she begins to let her hands wander. They work their way back to that unbelievable place that she had just discovered.  

"Oh, Fran...please don't do anything, I want to be able to make sure you are satisfied. If you continue with that, I won't be able to control myself." He moans as he takes her hand and puts it on the pillow above her head. He holds it there briefly with is left hand as his right is finding that most important part of her body that he must attend to. He gently slips her pajama bottoms off. He has to make sure that she is completely prepared to receive him. The last thing he wants is to cause her any discomfort, and he takes great pains to assure that she be ready for him.  

She sighs at the feeling of her pajamas being slipped down her thighs. Max is now utilizing all his talents to make sure that he causes her no discomfort. Then he touches her, deep. His touch was like a lightening bolt--all sizzle and heat. Moaning with pleasure, she readjusts her hips to accommodate him. The orgasm was upon her almost before she realized it. She flattened her hand over his, pressing it deeper into her, grinding her body against it. This fervent assault on her has already caused her to climax once, and though she is still a little nervous, she is more than ready to finally join their bodies. "Oh, Mr. Sheffield, please make love to me now." She begs shuddering; her heart pounding madly, all her apprehensions forgotten. 

Max was grateful she was ready for him. He had to have her, now. He had always imagined that she would be passionate, but was overwhelmed by her responsiveness. The way she clung to him...he had to please her...that was his only goal. He forces himself to slow down--he had to make sure she is satisfied. "My pleasure," he moans.. He kneels above her and slowly lowers himself down to meet her. Gently! He reminds himself, his manhood slowly discovering her. He groans as he meets her for the first time. His heart is pounding madly. 

At his initial touch, Fran gasps. His well-meaning gentleness is a teasing torture to her. She is in a slight frenzy and suddenly grabs his behind and thrusts him in all the way. They moan together at this unexpected action. She was more than ready for him and nearly passes out from the pleasure. Max has now pretty much lost all the control he had valiantly tried to suppress. He pulls her to him all the way. After several minutes, he just cannot hold on any longer, and is relieved when she throws her head back and shudders. "Oh, Mr. Sheffield!" She whispers in his ear, clutching him tightly around the neck her face rubbing his. "Mr. Sheffield!" 

"Fran...oh god, Fran! He cries as he releases at the same time. He lay on top of her nuzzling her neck. He is breathing so heavily that he can say no more. His heart is racing. Did she enjoy that as much as I? Enjoy is the wrong word, I have never experienced anything close to that in my forty-three years! He thinks in astonishment. The alcohol, stress, and absolute pleasure of the last few hours finally take toll on his forty-something body, and he falls slowly into a satisfied sleep, still holding Fran. 

Now that it is over and Fran is starting to get her senses back, she is more than a little nervous about what just transpired, and what happens next. I mean this really changes everything. There is no getting around that! She thinks as she gazes at him. I need to think! She gently wiggles out of his arms and goes into her bathroom to draw a warm bath. She lies back in the tub and reviews what had just happened. Why did he suddenly want me so badly? Was it a guilty conscience and he was just trying to make it up to me? Oh, god! Worse...was he drunk, and will regret it in the morning? She thinks desperately. 

Suddenly, everything becomes very clear in her mind. He only did this out of pity, because he felt sorry about hurting my feelings! She remembers his exact words ' Oh, Miss Fine... Please let me make it up to you, now. I want to make you feel good, please let me.' "He did it out of PITY!" She cries out loud sitting up in the tub. Oh, I have to leave here. How can I stay here now that I know what I am missing? Besides, now that I know how passionate he is, I love him more than ever!" Oh, how do I get myself into these things? She thinks despairingly. He just had too much to drink and is going to regret this in the morning--it will be so humiliating! 

Fran gets out of the tub, dries herself off and puts on her pajamas. She walks quietly into the bedroom and resumes packing. Tears well up in her eyes as she thinks back to the incredible lovemaking that she just experienced...and would never know again. She closes her last suitcase with a 'click.' 

At the sound of the suitcase closing Max wakes with a start. He sits up and is incredulous that Fran is packing. He finds his boxer shorts and puts them on. He jumps out of bed and runs to her. "Miss Fine...Fran, why are you still packing? What's wrong? Didn't you have a... good time? He asks shyly. Oh, god! Why is she leaving me? She must know how I feel about her after that! Maybe Niles was wrong--maybe she doesn't love me! He thinks desperately. He moves to hug her. 

Fran holds him at arms length. "Mr. Sheffield, it's more imperative that I leave now than it was before! Please don't make me tell you why." She says turning away from him so he wouldn't see the tears in her eyes.  

He gently grabs her arm and turns her around to face him. "Please, please tell me why you want to leave, Fran. I don't want you to leave, we...I need you!" 

"Oh, Mr. Sheffield, how can I stay here after...this! I know you just did it to apologize for hurting me. And, you're right, you did make me feel incredible--I've never felt like that before." She says casting her eyes down, a little embarrassed finally admitting the truth. She makes a decision. I might as well confess my feelings since I'm never going to see him again. "Oh...since I'm leaving, I might as well confide in you. Mr. Sheffield...I am in love with you." She says sadly. "I'm not stupid...I know that a girl like me isn't good enough for a man like you! I have no illusions about a future with a handsome, successful, rich Broadway producer! How can I stay here day after day loving you and knowing what I am missing? You are way out of my class!" She sobs turning to break loose of his grip. She is stunned that he just tightens his hold on her. 

"Don't ever say that again!" He says angrily. "You have more class than anyone I know!" He cries lifting her up and taking her to the bed. He sits down with her in his lap and rocks her gently, kissing the top of her head. "Oh, darling...d-didn't I just prove how much I love you? What kind of man do you think I am? Did you think I would make love to you like that then not commit to you?" He whispers gently. "Fran, I think I love you, too. Damn it, no! I do love you...there, I've admitted it to both of us! I've loved you since the first time you walked down my staircase in that red dress. I was never the same after that!" 

Fran looks at him in disbelief. Her heart skips a beat as she registers what he had just admitted. "Oh, Mr. Sheffield." She cries hugging him tightly. 

"Uh, I think you can call me Max, dear." He says smiling, making the fine lines around his eyes crinkle. This always took her breath away. 

"Y-You mean it? You aren't going to take it back?" She asks worriedly.  

"Fran, I'm not the sort of man to take back saying I love you! What kind of person would do that!?" He says kissing her softly. Suddenly an idea hits him. "By the way, I have to go to Paris soon to see my brother, would you do me the honor of accompanying me?" He looks at her lovingly. 

She looks at him astonished." You bet, mista!" She exclaims excitedly. She jumps up and starts to unpack her suitcases. Max grabs her and throws her gently on the bed. He towers over her and tenderly lies on top of her.  

"Uh, Fran"...Max says a little shyly a slight look of worry in his eyes. "I didn't um, cause you any...discomfort earlier, did I?"  

She looks at him surprised and a little embarrassed at her nervous reaction at that intimate moment. She blushes slightly as she recalls her initial apprehension. A seductive smile comes to her face and she says with a twinkle in her eyes. "The most wonderful moment in my life was when we became one--you are the most awesome, gentle, beautiful man I have ever known." She whispers kissing him passionately. 

Relieved, he responds eagerly. His heart is starting to beat through his chest, again. His voice is husky with renewed passion as he whispers in her ear. "So, that means you just might want to have another go?" He starts to unbutton her pajama tops then suddenly stops. 

"Fran, I think we should go on a date!" He says suddenly looking down at her. 

"Now?" She looks up at him wide-eyed. 

"No, tomorrow. I have excellent center-ice seats for the game seven finals of the Rangers Hockey playoffs. Uh...but, please, leave your red shoes at home." He smiles down at her, a twinkle in his eyes. He kisses her and finishes unbuttoning her pajamas, ignoring the pinch she had just applied to his bottom. 

 

The End