Chapter 1:
(Crane Mansion)
(Gwen walks into Ethan's bedroom only to find Theresa and him going at it)
Gwen: Oh Theresa, I'm so glad to find you taking care of Ethan while I had
to go answer the phone.
Ethan: (still kissing Theresa) Hi Gwen...um, Theresa is trying to show me
how to improve our relationship.
Gwen: How wonderful! I always knew Theresa was our best friend. Well, I'll
just be downstairs telling my mother not to worry about Theresa trying to
steal you away from me. You two just tell me when you're done.
(Bennett kitchen)
Miguel: I love you, Charity.
Charity: (in evil, possessed voice) Die, Miguel, die!
Miguel: But-
Charity: (shoots lightning bolt at Miguel) *laughs evilly*
(Kay enters)
Kay: There! I told you Miguel! She's trying to kill you!
Miguel: How dare you say that about such a sweet and innocent girl like
Charity, Kay!
Kay: But Miguel-
(Evil Charity shoots Miguel in the chest with a bolt of lightning, causing
him to fall to the ground dead.)
Charity: Muamumaumuamhauhauahuuhaa! We've done it! We've killed Miguel! Now
it's time to kill you, Kay!
(Jessica enters and watches her sister dodging lightning bolts and begins to
leave)
Kay: Wait! Jessica, where are you going? Help me!
Jessica: Sorry Kay, I stayed on todays episode WAY too long. I'll be back in
about a month or two. I'd better not stay on too long next time, or they
just might replace me!
(Sheridan's Cottage)
(Luis and Sheridan are laying on the couch naked, completely and utterly
spent)
Sheridan: (laying her head on Luis' chest) You're such a macho pig, you know
that?
Luis: And I hate you damn Cranes!
Sheridan: Robocop!
Luis: Spoiled princess!
Sheridan: Womanizer!
Luis: Rich bitch!
Sheridan: God, I want you!
Luis: (kisses her with a fiery passion)
(Crane mansion)
(Theresa and Gwen continue to go at it)
Ethan: Hmm..should I put my money on? Gwen has a big advantage with those
razor sharp buckteeth. But then again, if Theresa says fate enough times, it
could drive Gwen insane enough to kill herself. It's anyones guess!
Gwen: Wait, Theresa, why are we fighting? Shouldn't we be killing Ethan for
playing both of us?
Theresa: I think that's the most intelligent thing you've ever
said..especially since you're a horse.
Ethan: Now ladies, let's not be hasty. There's enough of this pansy to go
around.
Theresa: (wicked grin) Oh Ethan..Fate.
Ethan: N-no, Theresa..anything but that.
Gwen: Neigh!
Ethan: Ack! No! Not horse sounds!
Theresa: Fate!
Gwen: Neigh!
Theresa: Fate!
Gwen: Neigh!
Theresa: Fate!
Gwen: Neigh!
Ethan: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bennett kitchen)
Kay: (completely naked and has wrapped herself in Miguel's arms. She begins
to smoke a cigar) Oooh yeh. Life is good.
(Grace enters)
Grace: Hi hunny! Are you and Miguel playing nicely?
Kay: Oh yes..we played VERY nicely.
Grace: That's great! Say, what happened to all of my tomato soup cakes?
Kay: (rolls her eyes)
(Sheridan's Cottage)
Sheridan: Luis, that was so amazing.
Luis: And so the very rich Sheridan Crane admits that a COMMONER pleased
her?
Sheridan: You jerk!
Luis: And not just once, but-
Sheridan: (slaps him)
Luis: Ohh..feisty. I like it. I think it's sexy.
Sheridan: You do?
Luis: VERY sexy. Sorry for making you mad.
Sheridan: Oh I forgive you, Luis! (kisses him passionately)
No need to go into great detail :)
To Be Continued...