A Stopover in a Small Town : a Drabble Crossover, written by Jean Akins on April 1, 2002

BLACKADDER: It looks like we're almost home. There's a police station over there. I'll go ask what town this is. You stay here and guard the time machine.

BALDRICK: Yes, m'lord.

Blackadder sees an attractive blonde female police sergeant behind the front desk. She is busy working on some paperwork and doesn't look up.

BLACKADDER: Excuse me, but you could please tell me what town this is? I'm lost.

SERGEANT PATRICIA DAWKINS [looking up]: Yes, sir. You're in Gasforth. [does a double take] Raymond! What are you doing out of uniform? And why do you have a moustache and goatee?


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