KISS STRAKER! - a UFO slash fan fiction story by the Jeanster
Pairing: Ed Straker/Paul Foster
Rating: FRAO — Fan Rated Suitable For Adults Only
Author's Note: My slashy spinoff from the UFO episode "KILL STRAKER!"
Summary: The aliens try again to brainwash Paul Foster to kill Ed Straker. But things take a different turn this time.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own UFO. If I did, I'd be banging Paul Foster right now.
The aliens' attempted plot to kill Commander Ed Straker by brainwashing Colonel Paul Foster had failed. The aliens decided to try it again. They figured S.H.A.D.O. would not suspect them of trying the same tactic twice.
"KILL STRAKER!" was the message the aliens sent repeatedly to Colonel Paul Foster. Their advanced alien technology allowed them to send it in such a way that only Paul Foster could see and hear it.
But unknown to the aliens, their message was partially garbled due to freak powerful radio interference between slash writers who were communicating with each other worldwide. As a result, what Paul Foster heard over and over was, "KISS STRAKER!"
If those slash writers on the various continents around the world only knew what was about to happen between Paul Foster and Ed Straker, they would throw a huge party.
"O-kay," muttered Paul Foster to himself as he gazed across the Control Room to where Ed Straker was standing. Foster had to figure out a way to get Straker alone so he could make his move.
Ed Straker was a lonely man with certain needs that had not been met in a long time. Or to put it bluntly, he was badly in need of getting laid. Ever since his divorce from Mary he had been reluctant to date any other woman. What would be the point? He had to keep his career as head of S.H.A.D.O. a secret. Sooner or later his secret comings and goings and late nights at work would ruin any potential relationship with a woman, just like it did to his marriage to Mary. So he had focused on his career and had sublimated his physical desires and needs into his work. But sooner or later, Ed Straker would reach a breaking point. That point was coming up soon.
Straker decided some healthy male camaraderie was in order to help take his mind off of his woes of being unlucky in love. His good friend Alec Freeman was away on furlough, so Straker immediately thought of Paul Foster.
He smiled, walked over to Paul and patted him on the shoulder.
"Paul, are you free tonight?"
"Sure."
"How about a steak dinner at my place? We could watch the game on television."
"That sounds great. Thanks, Ed."
"Good. Seven o'clock. See you then."
"Anything I can bring? Wine? Salad?"
"No. You're my guest. I have everything at home I need to prepare a nice dinner for us."
"It's a date," said Paul grinning.
Ed paused when he heard those words. Then he shrugged and turned to go back to work.
The aliens used their advanced technology to observe what was going on inside Straker's home that evening. The more they saw, the more confused they became. They expected to see Paul Foster kill Ed Straker. Instead they saw the two men having a pleasant steak dinner together. Then they saw Paul pretend to accidentally spill wine on his own clothes, thus requiring him to get undressed.
Paul appeared to be completely as ease as he made himself at home stripped down to his briefs in Ed's living room.
"I'll get you a robe you can wear until your clothes are clean and dry," said Ed.
"Oh, don't go to any trouble," said Paul. "I feel fine the way I am. But if the sight of me like this makes you uncomfortable --"
"Don't be silly," said Ed. "Why would it?"
Ed was puzzled by new feelings foreign to him beginning to stir inside as he gazed at his dinner guest.
"Come join me on the sofa," said Paul smiling at the commander. He picked up the remote and turned on the television. The sound of the sports announcer describing the game filled the room.
As soon as Ed sat down, Paul used the remote to turn off the television.
"I have a better idea on how we can spend our time instead of watching television," said Paul. The words "KISS STRAKER!" echoed loudly in his head.
Ed's eyes widened as Paul embraced him firmly and brought his lips close to his. The kiss caught Ed off guard. Paul held the kiss for a good long minute before slowly releasing Ed.
Ed stared at Paul. A mixture of pleasure, fear, and confusion rushed through him. Paul Foster was indeed very pleasing to see: those clear sparkling blue eyes, that boyishly handsome lean face, and that tall sinewy powerful physique. This beautiful young man was right here clearly giving Ed the green light to take him and to have his way with him.
But then strong feelings of doubt came over Ed.
"Wait, Paul," said Ed, "I don't know if we should be doing this. Think about it. What about the consequences? There's so much to consider."
"Ed, I'll listen to any reasonable objections you may have on the way. Then I'll tell you how it's going to be."
Ed was amused to hear the very same words he had once said to Paul being spoken back to him.
Within seconds Paul had Ed undressed and on the bed.
"Ever stick it into a man before?" Paul whispered to Ed.
"No," Ed whispered back as he shuddered with excitement at the anticipation. The tip of his throbbing hard cock was at the opening of Paul's beautiful firm tight ass.
"Well, you're going to stick it in me now. You'll know what a really good tight ass feels like. Then afterward I'll turn you around and give you a pounding you'll never forget. I'll bang you like a drum all night long, and you'll like it."
Ed's mind flashed back to when this trusted young man of action had tried to kill him on Moon Base.
"I'm younger, fitter and stronger," the brainwashed Paul had said back then to Ed as he approached him to make him realize his death was inevitable.
Ed gazed in admiration now at Paul's gorgeous build. Very fit and strong indeed, he thought, and tonight he's all mine to enjoy.
The aliens were reeling in complete confusion. What went wrong?
But as far as Ed and Paul were concerned, nothing was wrong. Everything was very, very right. The two handsome men of S.H.A.D.O. fit together perfectly like a pair of spoons in a drawer. Paul held Ed closely as they drifted off to sleep.
The words "KISS STRAKER!" continued to echo softly in Paul's mind.
Gladly, he thought before sleep overtook him.
THE END
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