How to Play Kitty Poker

Clem:Welcome to Kitty Poker 101. My name is Clem, and I'll be your teacher.

Pandora: Shut up. I'm the principal. I'll explain. Here's how to play poker...

In general poker the dealer goes around clockwise dealing cards, starting with the person to their left. Each person gets five cards. Depending on the type of poker each player generally looks at their cards and can hand up to 3 (4 if they have an ace) in, to get 3 new cards. They can do this twice, once, or no times. The point is to get pairs, threes, and all of one suit, or numbers going up or down in a certain order.

At the beginning of the game people anty up money for the pot. Once they have their permanent 5 cards the dealer decides how much he will put in. the next person can either fold and be out, put in the same, or put in the same and up the pot. It goes around until someone calls to see the cards. The person left with the best hand gets all the money (or kittens.) This is how to play with kittens if you are playing with demons.

Normal kittens are usually worth 5 bucks a pop.

The younger the kitten the more worthy they are. If the kitten is under three months it is worth 10 bucks a pop.

If you have a very rear breed of kitten it is worth 15 bucks a pop.

So if you have a very young rare cat it could be worth 25 bucks. Understand?

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