Episode 100 - Pilot: This is an unaired version of the first episode of south park which was aired on Comedy Central, that is, Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. In this early version (which is only a 16 mb download by the way) Cartman starts out telling about these bogus nightmares about being abducted by aliens, when the other kids and Chef all make contributions to Cartman trying to convince him that his nightmares are true. When the kids get on the bus, Kyle's little brother Ike gets abducted as well. They talk to chef about their problems, and he gives them some super hot tamales. (This is a boring review, but it's really a funny episode). The children are about to eat the tamales, but bullies make Cartman eat them all, and are about to beat them up when all of a sudden, with a flaming whoosh from Cartman's ass, the bullies are fended off. Anyway, to make a long review short (like that can be done at this point), Kyle yells into Cartman's ass to get the visitors attention, and they kill Kenny with their flying saucer's laser (actually, they just knock him into the road, where he is stampeded by a herd of cattle, gets up unharmed, and is finally smacked back down by Officer Barbrady's car). Oh my god, they killed kenny, blah blah blah. So anyway, Kyle tries to use Cartman as bait to get the visitors to come and give back his little brother, which works. Cartman gets abducted again... This is a cool episode. It has a really small screen size, and comes in 5 parts, so it's a relatively small download. Get it at my south park episodes page.

Episode (Season 2)(episode 15)AKA: 215: Spooky Fish: This is one of the best episodes I've ever seen, so that's why I have it up for download. It's the second halloween special. This time, Stan's aunt Flo gives Shelly (his sister) a super-cool stereo system, and gives Stan a goldfish which she bought at the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store. The fish is pretty evil, it turns out, when that night it kills three people and drags the bodies into Stan's bedroom, where Stan's mother finds them and buries them in the back yard. When Stan goes to the bus stop, he sees Cartman with a beard acting kind of strange (Kinda? HA! He was being hospitable!). He promises to get some money for them so they can enter the pumpkin carving contest. Later on, they see him without a beard acting normal, not knowing why they thought he would ever give them money. That night, Cartman visits Kenny's house and leaves some blankets and food. The kids go on to learn that the Cartman with a beard is from an evil parallel universe, where everything exists as it is opposite to our world. A rather funny episode, so I put it up for download. Took me four hours to do it.

Episode 401: Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000: A grat episode, once again, that's why I have it! This episode focuses on Cartman's struggle to get out of jail, while Stan and Kyle are trying to find a replacement sledder for the race between them and the girls. How many things can Cartman stick up his ass to get out of jail? Well, cigarrettes aren't surprising, but would you beleive a board game that's about Cartman's size? Disneyland? Just watch the episode. It's hilarious!