Grin's Meditation Zone #3
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, put your meditation crystals together for the master of Zen himself, GRIN!
- GRIN - Peace and welcome, my friends to the thrid installment of Grin's Meditation Zone, where we explore the meaning of life by exploring how long we can sit perfectly still without falling asleep.
- AMBER - Hello Grin
- GRIN - Why hello Amber. What are you doing here?
- AMBER - Tanya told me to come get you. She says it's important...and personal.
- GRIN - This is another feeble attempt to steal my show from me. Well, it won't work. But just out of curiosity, where is she?
- AMBER - Her bathtub...she's taking a bubble bath.
- GRIN - And that's all the time we have for today...goodbye!
- AMBER - Okay Dive.
- NOSE DIVE - Devoted callers, let's give a hand to my lovely assistant, Miss AMBER VAN DRAKE!
- AMBER - Yes, thank you, thank you, please stop, I'm embarassed! You're too kind.
- NOSE DIVE - Okay, enough of that. Get outta the spotlight, it's my turn.
- AMBER - I'm offended. You know, this is the SECOND time I've helped you steal Grin's show...not to mention that time I warned you that he was coming to kill you. I think I outta get a bit more than a thank you.
- NOSE DIVE - What do you want, sex?
- AMBER - Well, it's a start.
- NOSE DIVE - I like the way you think...hey, I've got an idea...you can be my HONORARY CO-HOST!
- AMBER - Well what does THAT mean?
- NOSE DIVE - It means you get to sit here and and watch me answer all of my devoted fans questions concerning the Dive machine.
- AMBER - Oh joy. Lucky, lucky me.
- NOSE DIVE - If I didn't know you bettter I'd think you were being sarcastic...but that's not possible, is it? No, I didn't think so. FIRST CALLER, come get a piece of the Dive!
- CALLER #1 - Hey there Dive. You know, you're arrogant. I like that in my men.
- NOSE DIVE - About time I got some respect on this show! And else do you like in your men, sweet thang?
- CALLER #1 - Butter. They don't taste good with out butter.
- NOSE DIVE - AMBER! Get off that cell phone, dammit!
- AMBER - What?! You asked, so I answered!
Don't forget that number...888-GRIN. Because no matter how hard you try to, you just can't get it out of your head...
- NOSE DIVE - Listen to me, Chica, it's not cool to mess with the Dive man when he's gettin' it on.
- AMBER - 'Gettin' it on'? What, were you planning on raping me over the phone?
- NOSE DIVE - NO! I just-uh, well...Just gimmie a caller, okay? A REAL ONE THIS TIME!
