The Adventures Of Plaid Clad Boxer Babe
By Elena and Key
spunkie_2003@yahoo.com

We do not own the characters of John Carter, Kerry Weaver, or Mark Greene. We do, however, have the privilege of being the creators of PCBB, or Plaid Clad Boxer Babe. We ask that you do not use him without permission from my co-author or myself. Comments to spunkie_2003@yahoo.com



It was a normal day for ER's Dr. John Carter the Third. He was putting stitches in a 14-year old girl's chin when his pager went off. After seeing the number on it, he quickly finished the job and ran to use the phone.

"I'm here. What do you have for me?"

"Kerry Weaver's gone mad and taken Doc Magoo's Hostage!"

"I'll be right there!"

John Carter the Third, M.D, runs to the locker room and transforms into:

PLAID CLAD BOXER BABE!!
In: His Own

PCBB, clad in a surgical mask (to hide his identity) a stethoscope (a
magical one which doubles as a rope) and the famous boxers (you've seen
that ep!) flies into the kitchen at Doc Magoo's. He looks around the
restaurant, and sees Weaver waving her crutch around.

"Damn you people! I AM NOT DISABLED! I'm just a little challenged! MY
MIND WORKS!
I'M A DOCTOR GODDAMMIT!"

"Not anymore, Weaver! I'm taking you to the crazy house!" As he says
this, his magical red
stethoscope turns into a rope. He throws it just like a whip and ties
up Weaver.

"NOOOOOOO! I'll get you my pretty! And your paycheck too!"

After flying Weaver to the nut house, he flies back into the locker
room. He is tucking in his shirt when Dr. Greene comes walking in.

"Carter, where have you been? There's a 13-year-old girl in exam 3. I
think she broke her thumb."

"Sorry. I'll get right on it."

"Carter?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you know where Weaver is?"

"Not a clue."



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