About Me

Hi, My name is Gareth Keenan and my interests are building websites, watching football, wrestling, soap operas and comedy programmes. 

About Elaine Well, I first decided to build this website one night when I was watching one of my favourite comedy programmes "Gimme Gimme Gimme". It was then that I saw one of the most beautiful faces I had ever seen in my life, an actress playing the part of 'Sugar', who I later found out to be the one and only Elaine Lordan.

I have only ever seen Elaine in "Eastenders" and "Gimme Gimme Gimme". When playing the part of 'Lynne Slater' in Eastenders I think Elaine is cool, calm, smooth, beautiful, very sexy, incredibly talented and at times extremely funny. When Elaine played the part of 'Sugar' in Gimme Gimme Gimme she was cute, quick-witted, funny, smooth and incredibly sexy.

Ok, I am going to tell you a little bit more about me and my family.

Below is a photograph of my grandfather, of whom I am extremely proud. My grandfather is exceptionally intelligent and had a very important job before he retired working as a Principal Engineer for Scottish Power.

Below this text is a picture of my grandmother, who I am immensely proud of as she is fighting cancer. My grandmother used to own a fish & chip shop, has been a Sunday school teacher and has also been previously employed by the "Centre 1" tax office of East Kilbride, Scotland.

Below is a photograph of me on holiday when I realised that I had forgotten to set the timer on the VHS to tape Eastenders through the week that we were away. haha

Below is another photograph of me on the same holiday. It was actually taken at about 9pm although I look like I've just woken up.

And last but not least is a photograph of me singing Boyzone's cover of the Cat Stevens song 'Father & Son'. It wasn't my idea, they made me do it!!

Thankyou so much for visiting this page, please come back soon or even tell your friends about it. Thanks again and have a safe journey home.

Ok, here's an encore from 1999.

Just before you go, here's one for the road from just last year.

Bye bye, y'all come back now, ya hear?