Take a sip if...
*AJ whines about how Jason is the favorite
* Carly does the chicken Dance (hands on hips)
*Carly and Jason discuss how bad her plan is
*Someone says General Hospital
*AJ says how he only wants his son back
*Edward badmouths someone
* Quatermaine are yelling at each other in the living room
* Taggert arrest someone for reasons only known to himself
* Jason stares blankly
* Every time Gia is hoarded by Paparazzi at a random place
*Alan gets jealous of Rick
*Sonny and Carly get married... take another if he picked out the dress... again
Take a Drink if...
* During a Q argument Monica yells "It's my house" and Alan counters with "I gave it to you!"
*Anytime someone is admitted in General Hospital
*Sonny yells at Mike
*Skye gets insecure about Jax
*Anytime Zander talks about his past
* Lila tells off Edward and he looks sheepish
* Felecia say something about "our" Million dollars
*Anyone has a nightmare
* See Club 101\ Luke's \ Kelly's with bad background dancers
* See Letecia taking care of Michael
Chug your Drink if....
*Someone comes back from the dead
*Alexis actually looses a case
*Yet another illegitimate and/or previously unknown Quartermaine shows up
*Carly starts swinging her purse around
*Carly tells the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth
*Someone gets shot
*There is an explosion \ fire
*Elizabeth actually paints something
*Someone is in PCPD lock up overnight
*Carly is watching Michael herself no Bobbie or Letecia
Drink your whole drink if...
*GH becomes an HMO
*Carly actually hits someone with that damn purse
* Michael yells at AJ
*Someone gets pregnant from a one-night stand
*Sonny admits he was wrong
*Real Lucky \Carly comes back
*Emily comes back
*Zander sleeps with Liz and then turns out to be related to her
Drink everything in sight and go to the store for more if...
*Luke and Laura actually walk down the Aisle and get married again
*Taggert and Sonny have an Affair
*There is a Q function without any arguing
*Carly kills someone with that stupid purse
*AJ gets custody of Michael
* We find out Jason has been faking the whole brain damage thing
*Jax falls in love with Carly or even better Sonny (but you might want to stop drinking and make sure ur not hallucinating)...
*Brenda comes back as a Mermaid
*Luke grow out his perm.... Please GOD no....
