{Man} he thought, { I love the weekends! Wonder what Kari's doin...}

"Hey Davis."

"Oh, hey Veemon. Don't you just love the weekends?"

"But Davis-"

"So do I. You know, I'm heading out to play some soccer; wanna come?"

"Davis!..."

"Fine, suit yourself. Your loss though."

"*yawn* Oh, hey Davis - DAVIS?!"

"Jeez June, freak out why don't you."

"But - I mean - but what...DAVIS - what are you doing here?!"

"Last time I checked, I live here."

"But you should so be in school by now!!!"

"Not on a weekend."

"IT'S FRIDAY DUMB ASS!!!"

"..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Veemon, why didn't you tell me?!"

"Forgot, I guess..."

"Bye!" SLAM

"Wow, I've never seen Davis leave for school so fast." June walked off.

*sigh* Veemon sat down on the bed. He twiddled his thumbs and began to think.

{Man, this is boring! I wonder what Gatomon is doing. I'll bet she's sitting down at Karis' house all alone, probably wondering what that handsome Veemon is doing. You know, she's probably thinking about how powerful I am, and she's - she's being held captive by an evil Jerkamon and is waiting for her knight in shining armor *me* to come and rescue her.}

"Do not fear, my princess; I shall rescue you!" shouted Veemon, standing up. But as he stood up fast, he had forgotten that Davis had a bunk bed.

There was a resounding thud and an almighty crack.

Veemon fell in a dazed heap to the floor, his nose horn lay next to him, broken off at the source.

When Veemon woke up, it didn't take long for him to discover the dismembered horn.

After a good cry, he got up, bent on saving Gatomon.

{I'll save her from that Jerkamon if it kills me!}

He dashed out of the building and to the sidewalk.

As he prepared himself to cross the street, a bus drove by, splashing Veemon with thick, chunky mud from head to toe.

{Great! Just magnificent! How can I rescue Gatomon looking like this?!} He looked around. Down the street was a small bridge. {I know! I will wash in the brook over there.}

As he ran down to the water, he jumped in. Overcome, Veemon instantly swam out.

You see, this "brook" was a popular domping ground for the local industries. Full of sewage and waste.

Veemon had figured this out the hard way. Now filthier, (and much, much, much smellier), Veemon set off to save Gatomon.

{I can just take a shower before I save her,} Veemon thought.

As Veemon finally reached her house, he snuck in the doggie door. He tiptoed towards the bathroom.

{Funny, sounds like the shower is already running. Gatomon must have been expecting me! How thoughtful!}

He opened the bathroom door and pulled back the shower curtain, ready to jump in, but was totally unprepared for what met his eyes.

Kari stood there, completely nude, screaming at the top of her lungs.

Within seconds, Gatomon arrived at the scene, and the sight that greated her was equally awkward.

There stood a mud and muck covered, extremely smelly, hornless Veemon; holding the shower curtain open to reveal Kari.

"Uh..." Veemon stared at Gatomon. "This isn't what it looks like!"

One phone call and a great deal of explaining later, Veemon was back home, clean, not smelly, and completely embaressed.

As he and Davis drifted off to sleep that night, he could think but one thing. {I HATE WEEKENDS!}