...And not only that! Cable is known for it's educational capability, and can be a great resource for children and adults all over the world.

Don't let your children rot away inside. Show them love and kindness by getting them cable, which is a known cure for:
1. Boredom
4. Loneliness
2. Stupidity
5. Depression
3. Anime-Deprivation
6. Insomnia
We'd rather DIE than live a life without cable!
Posted by tv2/cablepetition
at 9:28 PM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 20 May 2004 2:36 PM CDT
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Updated: Thursday, 20 May 2004 2:36 PM CDT
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