Spoilers

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The first scene starts in Central Perk, with Joey, Chandler, Rachel and Phoebe. Ross enter with a whole bunch of newspapers saying he has bad news. Phoebe says that’s not the best way to sell newspapers and Ross explains that Monica got a bad review on the newspaper and that he bought all the newspapers around the block so that she wouldn’t find out. Right then Monica enters and seeing this big pile of newspapers she gets all excited thinking it’s something good. When she reads it she gets sad and Joey tries to cheer her up sharing some of his bad reviews and the first time he got a good one. He says his performance was described as ‘abismo’, but no one knows what the heck that means.

Then we go into Ross and Rachel’s apartment, its night and Rachel is sitting on the couch. Ross comes out of his room in direction to the bathroom and Rachel speaks up, scaring him. He asks what she is doing up and she explains the birth is a week away and they still haven’t bought anything for the baby, so she is freaked out. He promises her they will go and buy all the stuff tomorrow and then excuses himself because he wanted to go to the bathroom. Rachel stops him and starts asking him what about them, now that they are living together and having a baby together… Ross doesn’t know what to say and then Rachel laughs and says it was a joke to retain him from going to the bathroom.

There’s a scene in Chandler and Monica’s apartment where Chandler and Monica are sitting in the kitchen table and Joey enters. He asks Monica if they were supposed to meet at the movies or here, Monica says at the movies and Joey is about to leave when Monica tells him to stay since he is already there, and he agrees. Joey asks Chandler why he isn’t going and he explains he has to get ready for a job interview, Joey asks if he didn’t have a job already and Chandler explains this one is much better. Then, Joey says they should get going or they are going to be late for the movies, Monica says she wants to stop in this cooking class place first to talk to the guy that gave her a bad review.

Now comes the baby store, Ross and Rachel are there shopping, with a cart full with baby stuff and Rachel is putting in more stuff that she doesn’t even know what they are for, she is just buying to buy. When they get to the part where they have to pay, there’s this girl (which I don’t remember the name, sorry ) who starts talking and flirting with Ross. Rachel, trying not to laugh, looks at them both and chuckles every once in a while with the stuff the girl says to Ross. (The girl says he is like India Jones and Ross goes ‘…I *am* like Indiana Jones’)

Then Central Perk appears again, Phoebe is sitting on the couch when Rachel comes in. She asks her how the baby shopping went and she says it went pretty good, but that there was this girl who kept flirting with Ross. Phoebe suggests that she is jealous that she was flirting with Ross. Rachel denies this and says she just thinks its unfair that Ross is going out on dates when she has to be sitting around alone carrying the baby. Then, Chandler comes in very well dressed (When he enters he says: ‘Hey Pheebs, hey fatty’). Phoebe asks him why he is so dressed up and he explains he has a job interview and he is really nervous about it, so Phoebe offers to help him.

Monica and Joey enter to this cooking class, she sees a guy and points at him telling Joey that’s the guy who wrote the bad review, then another guy says the class is over and Monica corrects herself saying it’s the other guy. When everyone else is gone, Monica and Joey walk over to the guy and Monica starts explaining that she wants a second chance to make the guy see that she isn’t a bad cook. When the guy doesn’t agree to do so, Joey threads him and he agrees out of fear, but he still doesn’t like Monica’s food and says ‘It’s abismo!’ Joey pats Monica’s back and says ‘Alright!’…’Yeah, that doesn’t help me any better’. The guy leaves and a few seconds later a teacher and some students come in. Monica, noticing a class is about to start, starts leaving with Joey. The teacher asks a cooking question which none of the students know how to answer, so Monica raises her hand to offer the answer. She answers correctly and the teacher invites her to go to the first row, Joey hesitantly follows and places himself in one of the ‘tables’ (they had an oven on it and all the cooking supplies needed to cook) behind Monica.

Scene in RnRs apartment. Ross is going around the living room when there's a knock on the door. He goes to open it, and it reveals the same lady from the baby store. She says they forgot something in the store, and Ross says something like ‘Well, it wouldn’t have been hard to notice since it was the only thing left in the store’. She leaves the thing aside and tells him that delivering stuff to the customers houses isn’t part of her job, so Ross is about to pay her a few bucks when she explains that she didn’t mean that, just that she likes him and asks him if he would like to go out sometime. Just then Rachel appears from a bedroom holding two dinosaurs Ross bought for the baby. Ross agrees to go out with her and Rachel says ‘Bitch’ out loud. Both of them turn around, and to pretend she wasn’t talking about the lady, she moves one of the dinosaurs and says ‘No, you are the bitch!’ (or something along those lines).

The cooking class again. The teacher is going around the classroom looking at everyone’s plates, Joey looks at a spaghetti and then throws it to the floor. The teacher stands next to him and asks him how he is doing, he said he is doing very well, the teacher asks him if he put the cheese in, and he says ‘You mean ‘put’ like ate as a before-cooking snack?’ the teacher laughs and then asks if he used the cream already and he says ‘I got thirsty with the cheese…’. The teacher now gives him a weird look and walks to Monica’s place. She tries Monica’s spaghettis and finds them really good, she asks Monica if she had ever done it before and Monica pretends to be a new cook saying that he has never cooked before, and asks what its called when the water starts making bubbles. The teacher says she is the ‘star’ of the classroom and Monica, of course, gets all happy.

Chandler and Monica’s apartment. Phoebe and Chandler are there practicing for the interview, Phoebe is pretending to be the interviewer and Chandler starts explaining the work he does and what he doesn’t do. (‘Ok, now tell me what you do do’…’Well, what I do do…’) then Phoebe notices the time and tells Chandler that he has to go. Phoebe told him just to be serious and not to be himself (you know Phoebe ). He was being very serious and at the end, when he was about to leave, he says ‘Do do!’ and starts laughing while walking away.

Then came the job interview. Chandler was doing pretty well during it, and in one moment the interviewer starts saying that in this job he will have a lot of duties, he will have more than 30 duties, and a lot of stuff related to the word ‘duty’. Then they stand up and he says to Chandler that he thinks he will fit in well in the office. Chandler is very thankful and says he was really nervous once he steps out of the office, then he explains that it was very hard not to laugh with him saying duty all the time. The guy looks confused and so Chandler explains: ‘Duty… You know, doody!’ The guy looks even more confused ‘Poop!’…’Poop?’…’Oh my god, you didn’t mean that?’. Now Chandler starts freaking out getting that he never intended to mean doody. So he starts saying he should forget about it, that the real him was the guy inside the office, that who was now out of the office was a crazy man. ‘Security! There's a crazy man!’ He starts calling and laughs nervously.

Now the cooking class once again. This time they were supposed to make cookies. The teacher passes by Monica, and says ‘Now lets try the star cookies’ and Monica says ‘Now, that’s the second time you call me star, so I decided to make this…’ and she shows a star made by her. She tells the teacher to try her cookies and if she likes them she can give her the star. The teacher tries them, likes them and gives her the star. Then the teacher moves to Joey, tries his cookies and they are even better. Monica congratulates Joey and the teacher suggests that Monica should give Joey the star. Monica immediately says no, the teacher asks why and she says that Joey can beat a professional cook. At this, everyone gasps. She shuts them up and then she tells Joey that they should leave, but Joey doesn’t want to because he is enjoying it. Then, the teacher asks if they even paid for this classes and Joey says ‘Hey, if my friend says we have to leave, we have to leave!’. So they start leaving, then Joey returns, takes a cookie and leaves with Monica.

Rachel is sitting on the couch in her and Ross’s apartment when Ross enters. Rachel asks him how his date went and he said it went pretty good, she starts asking him about his date and if he really likes her. He says he had a good time and that they would probably do it again. Rachel gets a little weird, Ross asks if everything is ok and she says ‘No, its not, its just… Oh, never mind, everything’s just fine!’ She stands from the couch and Ross walks over to her and asks what's going on. Rachel explains that she doesn’t want him to go out with that lady, nor with anyone, but not because she wants him to go out with her, but because she needs full attention and wants him to be there for her and the baby all the time she needs, to this Ross just says ‘Ok’. Rachel seems pretty shocked and asks how could he just agree like that, that she realizes what she is asking is completely selfish. He says that if that’s what she needs, he will do it, for her and for their baby. They hug and Rachel says she needs to go to the bathroom, but before she can leave the room Ross says ‘Hey Rach, one last thing…’ She stops ’Yeah?’…’Well… about us… Now that we live together, and I’m not going to see anyone else because you don’t want me to… don’t you think it means that you want us to be together?’ Rachel pauses and looks at him ‘Well, I don’t know... maybe…’ Ross looks at her shocked ‘Woah, Rach… I was just teasing you, just like you did last night when *I* had to go to the bathroom’ Rachel nervously looks at him and laughs ‘Yeah, me too! I was just playing along with you! Bet you didn’t know I would play along, huh?’ She stands there, looking nervous, and Ross says ‘Um, Rach?’…’Yeah?’…’Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?’ (I don’t remember if he says ‘’Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom’ or just ‘Bathroom?’)...’Oh, right!’ and then she leaves to the bathroom.

Last scene, Joey and Monica are walking down a hall, Monica is apologizing for making them lose the movie and Joey says its ok and that he had fun. Then they stop and Monica asks if he still has some cookie, he says its too late to ask that, meaning he already ate it. Monica looks at one side and notices an acting class place, so she suggests that they could go in and Joey could answer some question, like she did, to make him feel better about his acting skills. He agrees so they go in and stand by the door. The teacher finishes talking and asks a question, which no one knows, not even Joey. Monica looks at him expecting him to raise his hand but he just says ‘This was a bad idea!’ and leaves, Monica following close behind.

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And that was it! 819 taping. It was a really good episode, at least I liked it. I laughed a lot, probably because I was really excited . Hope you guys liked the way it was written, I’ve never read a spoiler so I don’t know how its normally written. Anyway, I hope I didn’t forget something important, it doesn’t seem so. The dialogues I wrote may not be exactly what they say, because I don’t remember every dialogue in the way it was, but it’s the main idea of what they say. Also, maybe the order of the scenes aren’t exactly the same as they may be shown when the episode airs. But to follow the story it is written in the order necessary to get things. Any questions, just post them here and I’ll answer them.

Notes: Who ever says the Friends cast aren’t friends is sooo wrong. Matthew and Lisa were tickling each other while waiting for the scene to start, they were all talking together and laughing. Then they would just hug each other for no reason. Jennifer was standing in front of the producers and David came, stood next to her and put his arm around her. Courteney at the end of the episode was freezing and Matt was rubbing her arms to help her to warm up. They all looked really friendly with each other. Just thought I would point it out.

There was a part, in the scene with Monica, Joey and Chandler where Joey had to enter MnCs apartment. He had to repeat this part several times, and in one of them, Matthew stood up, put the chain lock to the door and then returned to his seat. Everyone started laughing at this, so Matt realized something was going on. He came from the other side (where MnCs apartment ends), walked to the door, unlocked it and went out again. If he hadn’t realized, it would have been really funny, he would had probably banged his head on the door. Even though it didn’t work, it brought lots of laughs out of me.

RnR fans: Obviously, the last scene with RnR seems to mean something. Probably Ross saying yes to what Rachel suggested was just a nice gesture, but her saying ‘Well, I don’t know… Maybe…’ definitely may be a hint for them to get together… I don’t know, it could be as much as it couldn’t be… we’ll all have to wait and see .

Also, I found the way Matthew says ‘Poop!’ extremely funny. They were all looking great, it was great seeing them live. Hope you enjoyed the spoiler!

The next scene takes place in Monica & Chandlers apartment. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are sitting around. Rachel barges in yet again and Chandler looks at her and says "Let me guess, still no baby?" ... Rachel tells him that if he doesnt watch it she will go over there and sit on him! Rachel tells them that they gave her maternity leave early so now all she can do is hang around with them. Phoebe says "or maybe you can try volunteer work!" Joey's cell phone starts ringing... Rachel says "If that phone rings ONE more time...!" It's his agent. She says good news, she got him 2 tickets to the premiere of his movie. He said that he thought he was going to have six tickets... she said he was, but she sold the others on ebay. After he hangs up, he says that he only has one ticket and wonders how he'll be able to pick between Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Chandler. Rachel says "hey!" ... Joey turns around and says that she said she didnt want to go. Rachel says she doesnt, but just because she's pregnant doesnt mean she has to be invisible. Joey says "You're definitely NOT invisible..." and turns to the rest of the group shakin his head and like rolling his eyes. Monica says "well Ross isnt here, so if you snooze you lose.." Chandler says that Ross isnt snoozing, he's teaching a class. Monica says "Well then we know SOMEBODY is snoozing!" Then Monica says that if he asks her that she was going to wear this new sequined dress that has a really low top. Chandler says he's never seen that dress before, and she says "yeah, well be in a movie.." -- Phoebe then says that he should choose whoever his heart tells him to... then she starts patting her heart going "phoebe, phoebe, phoebe..." -- Joey says that his heart is telling him to pick Chandler. (Phoebe makes a sound of her heart stopping) Joey starts saying how this is the way he can pay Chandler back for everything he's done for him. Chandler says "So you're never actually going to pay me back, are you?" ... Joey lists things Chandler has done such as helping him pay for things, being there for him all the time, believing in him, going to his first audition with him, etc... Chandler says that he's always new he could do it and he's very proud of him. Phoebe says "Hey Monica, I think maybe one of these 2 will wanna wear your new dress!" Joey and Chandler get uncomfortable, so Joey gets up and says he has to shave, and Chandler stands up and says "and I have to... spit"

They showed a pre-taped segment of Joey and Chandler walking into the premiere... Joey asks Chandler to make himself shorter because the actor is always supposed to seem really big. Chandler tries to make himself appear shorter and they walk into the movie.

Meanwhile, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are at Monicas apartment. Rachel says the baby thinks that her bladder is a squeeze toy, and leaves for the bathroom. Phoebe tells Monica that when Rachel comes out, that Monica should hold her nose, Phoebe will blow in her mouth, and the kid will just pop right out of her! -- Monica cant believe she hasnt had the baby yet. Phoebe says she thinks it'll still be a little while before she does. Monica says "really? wanna make this a little more interesting?" ... Monica thinks she'll have the baby by that time the next day. Phoebe thinks she wont. Monica asks what they should bet. Phoebe says "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!" Monica says "How about $50?". Rachel yells from the bathroom for somebody to come help her. Phoebe and Monica each try to get the other one to go... then Pheobe says "We're not here right now..." then realizes that now she has to be the one to go! Ross comes to the door and asks if Rachel is there because they have a doctors appointment. Monica says shes in the bathroom. Rachel yells something from the bathroom and Ross says "and people ask me why we're not together anymore..." -- Rachel comes out wearing a really short tight tank top and a black skirt. Ross looks at his watch and says "well you still have a little while to change". Rachel says she's not changing, and Ross says "dont you think thats a little inappropriate?" Rachel gets mad and says that it's 100 degrees outside and she finally feels a little bit comfortable and that she's not changing! Ross says something like "ok, you're the mommy" and Rachel says "no, no, no... it's bad enough you call your own mother that!" and walks out the door. Ross turns to Monica and she says "I agree with her on that one". Rachel yells for Ross from down the hall. Ross looks to Phoebe and Monica and says "Neither of you would want to be Ross, right?" they shake their heads, and he walks out the door.

They filmed both scenes of Joey and Chandler watching the movie at the same time, so I'm nto sure when they will be shown in the episode, but this is what they were... Joey is watching the movie then says "ok the big fight scene is coming up..." then turns to see that Chandler is sleeping. Joey turns back to the screen looking very upset. --- the next scene was with everyone clapping at the end of the movie, then Chandler wakes up and pretends to clap too. Joey plays along with him and asks what his favorite scene was. Chandler says all of it. Joey asks for specifics, and Chandler says "the specifics were the best part!" ... then Joey asks what he thought about the scene with the kangeroo. Chandler thinks this over then says "I was kind of confused about why there would be a kangeroo in a World War 1 epic..." Then Joey stops him and says "you were sleeping! There was no kangeroo, they didnt use any of my suggestions!!" Chandler tries to cover up that he was sleeping by saying that it was actually Joey that fell asleep, and that he's still sleeping right now, then he slaps him. Joey just says "thanks a lot" and walks out the door. (the first time they shot this they had Chandler say "you dont wanna be in the limo all by yourself.." then Joey goes up to a girl and put his arm around her and they walk out together --- the 2nd and 3rd time they had Chandler see another guy sleeping and he says "See, he's sleeping too, be mad at him!" then the guy isnt moving at all and Chandler goes "or call and ambulance" -- everyone liked that ending better so I think thats the one we'll see)

We're in the Doctors office with Rachel and Ross. Rachel is sitting near on the chair/bed things while Ross is standing near the head of it looking off to the side. Nobody talks for a while ... then Rachel says "Ross, can I ask you something?" Ross says yeah.... then Rachel says "were you this annoying when Carol was pregnant with Ben?" --- Ross gets upset and tells Rachel that she's been really short with him lately. They argue a little then decide not to talk until the doctor gets there. It's quiet for a few seconds, then Rachel says "Thats great Ross, you're not gonna talk but you're gonna breathe really loud" then starts making loud breathing noises. Ross says "we should ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half PURE EVIL!" (Jennifer couldnt get through watching him say this without starting to laugh! She said she got through it all week during practices, but now she couldnt do it. They had to shoot that like 3 or 4 times. It was very funny!) Then the doctor walks in and Rachel is friendly to her... Ross wispers "sure you're nice to her.." and Rachel says it's because she has the drugs. The doctor looks her over then says that things are coming along and it should be too much longer. She says there are some things that can be done to hurry it along. Ross says "DO THEM!" ... the doctor says its things that can be done from home such as drinking herbal tea, eating hot foods, or what she's found to work the most is having sex. Rachel looks at Ross and he says "are you kidding me?!?"

Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are in Central Perk --- Rachel and Ross are talking about how they tried everything to get the baby to come faster, but it hasnt worked. Rachel looks at Ross and says, "except for one thing" -- Monica asks what it is that they havent tried, and that they should definitely try it! (because she wants to beat Phoebe in the bet) -- Rachel says the doctor says sex is the best way... Monica says they should definitely do it! .... Phoebe (because she wants to win) says shes against it... she says "think of what it would do to the group!" ... Rachel thinks it wouldnt be that big of a deal but that "Ross thinks it would open a can of worms" (in a whiney voice) -- Monica says well it doesnt have to be sex with Ross, she can borrow Chandler, he's really good. Rachel says she doesnt really want to do that. Then Ross asks why Monica is so into this... she admits they have a bet going. Ross goes on and on about how he cant believe they would bet on how long their friend will be going through all this misery... then Rachel cuts in and says she wants to be a part of it. Ross wants in too --- they both side with Phoebe

Then we have Joey and Chandler at Chandlers apartment ... they walk in and Joey has his check book ... he wants to pay back for everything Chandler ever did for him because Chandler fell asleep during the movie so he doesnt feel like he actually payed him back. Chandler says no, but Joey insists --- He starts listing off things such as paying for first head shot $500 .... paying for second "booger headshots" $500 ... then Joey says "so far that would be....." and he cant figure out what that comes to -- Chandler finally says "do you need a calculator?" -- Joey says yes, then punches in the numbers and realizes it is $1000 (makes a face like 'oh of course') ... then continues adding up everything such as rent, food, etc... --- sees the total, realizes how much $ it is, then says "well, it was just a premiere... who cares if you fell asleep, right??" He forgives him then tries to figure out how to clear the calculator.

The next day at Central Perk... Monica pays Phoebe $100, Rachel $50 and Ross $2!

Rachel is sitting on the couch in her and Ross’s apartment when Ross enters. Rachel asks him how his date went and he said it went pretty good, she starts asking him about his date and if he really likes her. He says he had a good time and that they would probably do it again. Rachel gets a little weird, Ross asks if everything is ok and she says ‘No, its not, its just… Oh, never mind, everything’s just fine!’ She stands from the couch and Ross walks over to her and asks what's going on. Rachel explains that she doesn’t want him to go out with that lady, nor with anyone, but not because she wants him to go out with her, but because she needs full attention and wants him to be there for her and the baby all the time she needs, to this Ross just says ‘Ok’. Rachel seems pretty shocked and asks how could he just agree like that, that she realizes what she is asking is completely selfish. He says that if that’s what she needs, he will do it, for her and for their baby. They hug and Rachel says she needs to go to the bathroom, but before she can leave the room Ross says ‘Hey Rach, one last thing…’ She stops ’Yeah?’…’Well… about us… Now that we live together, and I’m not going to see anyone else because you don’t want me to… don’t you think it means that you want us to be together?’ Rachel pauses and looks at him ‘Well, I don’t know... maybe…’ Ross looks at her shocked ‘Woah, Rach… I was just teasing you, just like you did last night when *I* had to go to the bathroom’ Rachel nervously looks at him and laughs ‘Yeah, me too! I was just playing along with you! Bet you didn’t know I would play along, huh?’ She stands there, looking nervous, and Ross says ‘Um, Rach?’…’Yeah?’…’Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?’ (I don’t remember if he says ‘’Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom’ or just ‘Bathroom?’)...’Oh, right!’ and then she leaves to the bathroom.