The Honeymoon's Over
Piper- Leo this isn't supposed to be this way, marriage shouldn't be a solution to a problem, or a band-aid, It's supposed to be about love and about two people who love each other so much they want to spend the rest of their lives together.
Leo- That's what I want.
Piper- But that's not where this is coming from it's a fix it I guess but it's not about us or love or whether or not we're even ready to be married.
Leo- I came up with idea because we love each other. It's all about our love. You know we are meant to be together Piper, you that you went to the future and you saw that we were married in it, that means that somehow they didn't stop us, somehow we found a way to be together and I think this is the way
Piper- I don't know. Leo I love you, and I know I don't ever want to be without you but this just doesn't feel right. I mean getting married in secret; it doesn't feel like a holy union to me. I'm sorry.

The Magic Hour
Grams- I remember the loneliness all too well.
Phoebe- You were married 4 times.

Grams- Logic and reason do out the window when love's involved

Once Upon A Time
Phoebe- Are you worried?
Prue- When are you going to learn, I'm always worried.

Cole- I'll call you
Phoebe- I'll answer

All Halliwell's Eve
Phoebe- hooked nosed hags riding broomsticks, that's what we're celebrating. Personally I am offended by the representation of witches in popular culture.
Piper- right, which is why you dressed as the mistress of the dark.
Phoebe- this costume happens to be a protest statement.
Prue- I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.
Phoebe- thanks.

Piper- nice costume
Darroyl- yeah it's from my rookie days, still fits
Darroyl- isn't that from World War 2, who are you?
Prue- I'll explain on the way, so in the meantime we can stick together since we are both dateless
Piper- He's not dateless, he's married. You're dateless cause you're picky
Prue- I'm not settling alright, the perfect guy is out there, a real man, and I will find him, trust me.
Piper- uh huh and they're gonna love the popcorn and candy in your teeth too.

Prue- I wanna picture of all of us first but I need to get my broomstick.
Phoebe- cliché

Piper- don't tell me we've time travelled again I hate time travel
Phoebe- you do, I was burnt at the steak last time remember.

Darroyl- the first demons I've seen except for that the blond with the funky snake tongue thing.

Ava- blessed beings sorry for the manner in which you were brought here we had to be sure you were whom we had sent for. This doorway would have told us if you were evil.
Piper- where can we get one of those?
Prue- who do you think we are?
Ava- the strongest good witches of all time
Phoebe- lucky guess

Eva- you've made a big clock so small you must possess great magic
Piper- no, just a good credit card.

Piper- leave it to "Them" to zap now and give instructions never.

Leo- I think I found out who they are, Grimlocks, underground demons who are sensitive to light and steal children's sight so they can see the aura that surrounds good people sand strangle them with it.
Darroyl- that snake tongue blonde's looking better and better

Man- Care to know your future my lady?
Phoebe- no thanks, I'm pretty familiar with it already.
Man- are you certain I can show you the first initial of your true love's name
Phoebe- really you can do that
Man- with the simple peel of the apple
Cole- prove it
Phoebe- and why are would you be interested sir?
Cole- and why wouldn't you?
Phoebe- Ok how do you do it?
Man- First you must fill your heart only thoughts of love, and close your eyes and blow on this peel and drop the peel into the water And watch.
Phoebe- and how is it that apple knows this big secret?
Cole- it is simple my lady, apples are the fruit of knowledge.
Man- it is C the name of your true love begins with a C
Phoebe- Cole (In this scene Phoebe doesn't know it is Cole talking to her.)

Piper- I hate to break up the balcony scene Romeo.

Leo- we need more thyme
Darroyl- I can't help you with that it's almost nightfall
Leo- no, I'm talking about a herb for the potion, it's over there.

Piper- who's going to deliver the baby.
Phoebe- Personally I think you should considering we know your going to have one in the future.
Prue- I second that.
Piper- wait a minute.
Prue- no.
Piper- ah, why do I always get the messy jobs?

Prue- I guess we now know where they got all the flying hag stuff from. You only have yourself to blame Pheebs.
Phoebe- I know it and I love it, If only I knew how to take it back with me

Phoebe- so you're an angel.
Cole- oh this, no not really
Phoebe- That's ok, neither am I.

Sight Unseen
Phoebe- fondling who knows what.
Piper- it's just so creepy, at least nothing seems to be missing.
Prue- how do you know it's not a demon?
Phoebe- demons don't usually fondle.
Piper- and besides the only demon who know who used mirrors was Kali and we vanquished her sorry ass. Prue- yeah by smashing her reflection in a mirror. I mean I know she's supposed to be dead, but so were the Grimlocks.
Darroyl- please don't remind me about them.

Piper- do you think it was a human bad guy?
Darroyl- any other house yeah, but around here, never know.

Darroyl- you lock this door but you don't lock the front door?
Piper- I lock the front door.
Phoebe- me too, mostly.
Prue- I don't, why bother
Darroyl- because your three young women . In fact your whole attitude toward security baffles me, you have no alarm system, no dead bolts, no dog.
Prue- we're three witches I think we can handle it.

Darroyl- it wasn't jimmied.
Phoebe- so you think we're dealing with a lock picking demon?

Phoebe- this is important maybe the guy that broke into the house took them.
Prue- Yeah or maybe it was a demon who took them for some weird ritualistic ceremony.
Phoebe- now would that be the pillow smothering demon or the lock picking demon?

Leo- as far as the triad is concerned, they don't know much, they don't even know what it really is.
Prue- wow, 6000 years of conflict and that's it, these guys are serious under achievers.
Leo- what they know is that they aren't the highest level of the other side.
Piper- Ok that's a biggy.
Prue- that's why we need to get to them before they get to us.

Phoebe- so still friends.
Cole- I hope we're more than that.
Phoebe- Do you? Prove it.

Primrose Empath
Leo- I can't believe you introduced me as a friend.
Piper- Social malfunction, I haven't seen the woman in years, I'm sorry.
Leo- I lost my wings for you, I hurled by body into the path of oncoming demons, you wanted heaven, I took you there literally. I'm more than a friend.
Piper- I know but if I introduced you as my fiancé, she would of asked how we met, when we're getting married, where my ring is, questions I can't answer now can I?
Leo- I spose that's how I became a doctor too?
Piper- Leo that's what you were. Look, what am I supposed to tell people, that I'm engaged to a whitelighter? Sometimes being magical takes the magic right out of things.
Leo- I'm sorry you feel that way.
Piper- Oh come on, don't you sometimes. Every now and then I just wanna feel what it's like to live in the real world.

Leo- From what you have told me it sounds like your shut-in is a future empath.
Piper- An empath, and me without my dictionary.

Phoebe- So how about those Niners?
Cole- What?
Phoebe- The Niners, the 49ers, the football team? You don't follow football? Your not human.
(Cole chokes on the sip of water he just drank.)

Cole- Phoebe. What are you doing here?
Phoebe- I came to tell you something (they kiss) I was always much better at show then tell.
Cole- You have no idea what your getting yourself into.
Phoebe- Neither do you.

Piper- Prue what's the matter what are you doing in the basement?
Prue- I'm just trying to escape, the emotions they're everywhere, I can't get away.
Leo- What do you mean?
Prue- It's not just you and Piper, I'm picking up things from other people's houses. There are these people and there in my head and in my heart it just hurts
(Piper approaches her)
Prue- No stay away, no contact
Piper- Ok
Prue- God, it's just so hard to concentrate to even talk I just want it to go away my head feels like it is going to split.
(The roof caves in)
Piper- What was that?
Leo- Her empathic ability the more she feels the more powerful she becomes.
Piper- If this is a gift, we're returning it. It was not meant for you come on we're going to find this Vince guy.

Nurse- And who are you here to visit today? Nurse- What's his name?
Phoebe- Dad?
Nurse- this is a psychiatric facility we can't just very well let every
(Piper freezes her and they walk straight in)

Piper- Here he is, Vinceres, pretty much lives up to his gloss, unstoppable hit man, just keeps going until he gets his target.
Phoebe- Great an energiser demon. So what do we do?
Father Thomas- There is nothing we can do, he is going to find us and when he does we're all dead.
Piper- Well your just a ray of sunshine aren't you.

Father Thomas- From what I have seen, your sister is too far gone, she won't live to see the night.
Piper- Alright that's it.
Leo- Piper.
Piper- No, I'm sorry, this man has experienced the entire rainbow of human emotions and the best he has to give us here is self pity, I don't think so. Look, you used your power to stop this demon, now my sister has your power, deal with it and then help us.

Power Outage
Prue: Alright, look we know that Bethazor is not going to stop until he kills us, Phoebe, Hi, I hate to stop your whole staring off into space meaninglessly thing you've got going on, but uncase you've forgotten evil triad agent.
Phoebe: Like you would let me forget.

Cole (talking to himself): I’m sorry but we have to stop seeing each other. Why?, because, because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth.

Piper: And did you forget the homeowner's meeting that is at our house tomorrow?
Prue: I totally spaced, um, Pheebs would you cover it for me?
Phoebe: No way, the last one it too them 2 and a half hours to decide where to put the garden gnomes.
Prue: Alright do you want the car or not?
Phoebe: I hate you.
Prue: No you don't you love me.

Phoebe: Do you guys know if Cole called?
Piper: Not since the last time you asked.
Phoebe: Ok, I need some sisterly advice, is he doing the whole blow her off after sex thing and I'm just not reading the signs?
Piper: Probably not seeing as the signs Prue read as an empath prove that he loves you.
Phoebe: Ok, supernatural guarantees aside, I'm getting the feeling that he is avoiding me. I mean I have no idea where we stand.
Prue: Maybe it has something to do with what he's hiding from you.

Leo: Well couldn't you have made something simpler, Chips and dip?
Piper: I was a chef, I can't make chips and dip.

Piper: Ok Leo, you obviously don't have sisters. One minute your arguing over something and the suddenly your arguing about who stole who's Malibu Barbie in 1979.

Piper: Phoebe it's nice of you to show.
Phoebe: Piper, I need a huge favour, can I talk to you upstairs?
Piper: Oh no you don't. Phoebe
(Piper freezes the neighbours.)
Piper: Phoebe this isn't fair.
Phoebe: I know it's not but the last thing I expected was for Cole the ask me out. Ok, so could you please do this for me?
Piper: I already rescheduled my doctor's appointment twice.
Phoebe: Well Leo was a doctor before he died.
Piper: That's really not the point.
Phoebe: I know and I would never ask but he wants to have the talk. You know are we a couple, or are we a one nighter, or are we friends, or are we friends who had a one nighter.
Piper: OK
(Leo comes up from the basement)
Leo: Ever planning on unfreezing the neighbours.
Phoebe: Piper just this once you know how much I want this relationship to work.
Piper: Well I guess I don't have much of a choice.
(Phobe goes upstairs)
Piper: You are so helping me run this meeting.
Leo: "They're" calling.
Piper: Oh no, no, no Leo.
(Leo orbs out)
Piper: CHICKEN

Andras: You know for someone who is about to score one of the greatest victories in centuries you don't seem very happy about it.
Cole: Just do your job.

Piper: Everybody shut up I've had it up to here with your petty problems and your stupid flower bed and your stupid fence there are bigger problems in the world to worry about just get a job and grow up.
Neighbour: You can't speak to us like that.
Piper: Oh yeah, everybody get out before I throw you out.
Neighbour: Your pleasure.
Neighbour: I should build a fence to keep you in.
Piper: Good idea.
Neighbour: I'll speak to your sisters about the way you behaved.
Piper: Better idea. Move it, move it and stay out.

Phoebe: Ok, you're married.
Cole: What?
Phoebe: That's the big secret you're married, you have 3 kids, 2 dogs and a really cute cat.

Phoebe: About the other night are you sorry that we?
Cole: Not at all, are you?
Phoebe: Depends on what happens next.
Cole: Too bad you can't predict the future.
Phoebe: Who says I can't?

Andras: So the rumours are true, you've fallen for a witch.
Cole: What are you doing here? Get out.
Andras: The great Belthazor who would have even thought. I can hardly wait to see what the triad will do when I tell them you failed.
Cole: I'll kill you before you'll ever get the chance.
Andras: Yeah, then you really are traitor, aren't you?
(Cole morphs into Belthazor)
Andras: Pissed off are you? Good because there's something that you don’t know about me, I can posses my victims too.
(Andras goes into Bethazor.)

Phoebe: Has the tribal council spoken? Am I booted off the island?

Piper: Ok, that's new.
Phoebe: Demon with demon filling.

Sleuting With The Enemy
Prue: First thing first cockles.
Piper: Cockles?
Prue: Yeah cockles they're over by the crickets.
Piper: And what exactly are they?
Prue: Small leaping insects that chirp.
Piper: That's funny, I meant the cockle shells not the crickets.
Prue: I'm not really sure but as long as they help vanquish Bethazor that's all I really care about.
Piper: It would be nice to get back to our lives the way they were.
Prue: Pigs feet.
Piper: Yuck.
Prue: Erk?
Piper: Yuck.
Prue: So you can slice up a chunk of demon's flesh but you can't touch a pig's foots?
Piper: I'm a vegetarian.
Prue: Since when?
Piper: Since now.
Prue: Now is not the time to get squeamish, Ok this recipe is very important, we have to follow it to key.

Piper: There is no boom, why is there no boom?
Prue: I dunno.
Krell: Stupid witches.
Prue: He's not?
(Krell sends a lightening bolt through the dining room table)
Prue: You know that was an antique.
(Prue sends Krell flying but Piper freezes him)
Piper: Not the clock, we can't afford to keep fixing that thing. Unless Bethazor can morph that is definitely not him.
Prue: Alright that doesn't make sense. How did we get the wrong demon? Hey, do you think you could just unfreeze his head so we can ask him?
Piper: His head?
Prue: yeah his head.
Piper: Why not?
(Piper unfreezes his head)
Prue: That's different.
Piper: That's cool.
Krell: What did you do to me?
Prue: Oh hi, you know what, you're sort frozen in mid air therefore we’ll be asking the questions, ok? Who re you?
Krell: Someone who is going to butcher you if you don't unfreeze me right now.
Piper: Ok.
(Piper unfreezes him)
Piper: What? It was worth it.
Prue: Alright you start talking or we'll start the bonus round.
Krell: I'm Krell a Zotar.
Prue: Hi, I'm Prue a scorpio, where's Bethazor?
Krell: Wait don't attack. I won't if you won't. I'm a bounty hunter, I track fugitive demons and it looks like we're after the same one.

Krell: I should have know better than to underestimate him. I thought because
Bethazor couldn't shimmer his other powers were useless as well.
Piper: So you don't have the power to vanquish him?
Krell: Obviously not otherwise I wouldn't of have needed to intercept your little calling card now would I?
Piper: Hey you know what? How about next time I could just freeze your head and then maybe I could kick you in the?
Prue: Alright, so Bethazor was sent by the triad, how do we know you weren't sent by the triad as well?
Krell: Your joking right. I don't believe this, you don't know. Your whitelighter must really be sleeping on the job.
Piper: Hey wait a minute pal.
Prue: Piper. What don't we know?
Krell Bethazor killed the triad, that's why he's on the run, that's why I'm here.
Prue: Why would he do that?
Krell: Probably because they were going to kill him for failing to kill you. Ironically, his inability to shimmer, saved him from you killing him.
Prue: So instead we got you.
Krell: Believe me just the thought of working with you turns my stomaches.
Piper: Stomaches?
Krell: But right now I'm more interested in killing Bethazor than witches. Like it or not we need each other. You can't find him without me, I can't vanquish him without your potion.
Prue: So then you know where he is.
Piper: Prue, you can't seriously be considering this.
Prue: Answer the question.
Krell: I can track his sent, when he is in his demonic for not his human one. Fortunately he can't maintain his human self especially wounded, it drains him.
Piper: Hi, can you come over here.
(Piper and Prue walk to the side.)
Piper: We've tried working with demons before it was a bad idea then and it's efinitely a bad idea now.

Phoebe: Are you OK?
Cole: Do I look OK?
Phoebe: I'm sorry

Piper: What are we gonna do?
Prue: We're gonna vanquish him.
Piper: You're gonna vanquish Phoebe's boyfriend? That could cause some problems. Krell: If you hesitate he will kill us all.
Piper: Excuse me, I'm having a private conversation over here.