Matthew Perry's weight problems and Chandler Bing's 'flamboyant homosexual tendencies'...too bad Richard Hatch isn't on Survivor 2. Then again, there are office pools around the country based on Mitchell Olson's sexual orientation. But based on snide remarks and haircut, Jeff Varner is Chandler's real opponent. In the battle of the male bimbos, we have Joey Tribiani and Colby Donaldson. One's a good ol' Texas boy, the others a good ol' New Yorker. Hmmmm, rampant street crime vs. capital punishment... Though don't count Nick Brown out of the mimbo battle...when the tribe was talking about the next challenge involving a jump off a cliff, Nick asked 'into what?' Next up, David Schwimmer, who's whiny tone makes him the poor man's Nic Cage against, ummmm, everyone? Sorry, we're only at episode 2 of Survivor when the whining is still edited out. The only opponent I could think of is Rodger Bingham, as both are teachers ( but one of them only plays a teacher on tv). So who would win if the boys of Survivor 2 faced off against the boys of Friends? Its a tie...they both loose.
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