<Fianna> Hey Tiger?

<Thundera Tiger> Yeah?

<Fianna> Can we have closing ceremonies?  We never really had opening ceremonies.

<Tiger> I felt like going out with a bang.

<Fianna> Oh.

<Thundercub> I like the idea.  The Thunderkittens are going to do a song and dance.

<Lady Thundera> Somebody shoot me now.

<Lady Bast> So has anyone seen RD?

<Black Eagle> Last I saw, he and Mandora were having a deep and meaningful talk.  Apparently, she's having problems with him as a giant statue.

<Cheezey> Can't he change forms?

<Eagle> I don't think he's figured that part out yet.

<Tiger> Hey guys?  I think we're on the air.

<Cheez> Whoops.

<Bast> Welcome to the Thundercat Olympics Closing Ceremonies.

<Lady T> Since the Tree Top Kingdom burned down, the Berbil village, burned down, Castle Plun-Darr blew up--

<Eagle> So did I.

<Fianna> Shhh!
 
<Lady T> --Skytomb's top was ripped off, and RD has taken up residence in Mumm-Ra's pyramid, we're holding this celebration at the one place left untouched by the Olympics: Cat's Lair.  Just about everyone is here, so I think we're ready to get underway.

<Tiger> There will be a special awards ceremony for the Thundercats since they won the Olympics.

<Cheez> Most of us will be gone by then.

<Tiger> And after that there will be--

<Fianna> What's that?

<Bast> Shaking...not the elephants again!

<Eagle> No, there's not enough shaking.  I think it's...RD?

<Lady T> I thought we got rid of him!

<Tiger> Here he comes.  Boy, does he look mad.

<Lion-O> Never fear!  The Sword of Omens will protect us!

<Cheez> Somebody gag the smarmer.

<Lion-O> I'm serious!  I'll use it to summon the Star of Thundera and it will create a forcefield around Cat's Lair.

<Fianna> What can trying hurt?

<Eagle> You really don't want to ask that question.  I tried to eat a gerbil once and the next thing I knew, heartburn turned into a full-fledged explosion.

<Lion-O> Here we go then.  Sword of Omens--

<Cheez> I can't believe I'm listening to this.

<Lion-O> --grant me the Star of Thundera!

<Bast> Neat light show.

<Fianna> That's it?  That little thing is the Star of Thundera?

<Lion-O> What did you expect?

<Fianna> I don't know, I was kind of looking for something...impressive.

<Thundercub> Can I interrupt?  Because RD is trying to rip the Lair's head off.

<Cheez> I thought you said the Star would put up a shield.

<Lion-O> Uh...I think I forgot that part.

<RD Rivero> THE STAR OF THUNDERA!!! GIVE IT TO ME.  IT MUST BE MINE!!!

<Jaga> No, RD.  No one can handle it but the Lord of the Thundercats.  It's power is much to--argh!

<Lady T> Ooo, nice punch, RD.  That was good.

<Bast> Where did Jaga come from anyway?

<RD> THE STAR OF THUNDERA!  I HAVE IT NOW!!!

<Tiger> Just a suggestion, but I'd run.

<Eagle> Works for me.  RUN!!!

<Cheez> I was wondering if Cat's Lair would make it through the closing ceremonies.  I guess we have our answer.

<Fianna> Considering the nature of that cloud, shouldn't we leave?

<Thundercub> Good idea.  It's been fun, it's been real, but I can't say it's been real fun.

<Eagle> Ditto.  I'm out of here.

<Bast> Are we going to do something about the mess?

<Lady T> It was Tiger's olympics.  Let her clean it up.

<Cheez> What about RD?  Do you suppose he made it?

<RD> RD LIVES! RD LIVES!! RD LIVES!!!

<Fianna> Any other questions?

<Tiger> Thanks for participating, everyone, and thanks for reading.  Have a great day!