<Lady Thundera> Hello, fellow Thunderian Olympic fans. I'm Lady Thundera. Joining me today is RD Rivero.

<RD Rivero> That would be me.

<Lady T> First of all, can I say that your actions in the last event were completely tasteless?

<RD> Sure you can.  But it doesn't change anything.

<Lady T> Right. Well, I just wanted to mention it.  Anyway, I took archery in high school, but you have some experience in this event, too, don't you, RD?

<RD> Yeah, I took an archery class in college. Here come the competitors. Representing the Thundercats, we have the twins, WilyKit and WilyKat. I didn't know they were good at Archery.

<Lady T> Well, with them being left out of all battles 99% of the time, they had to find something to entertain themselves.

<RD> If they wanted to entertain themselves, they could've--

<Lady T> Don't you dare say it, RD! Here comes an odd pair. Willa and Captain Bragg. How do you suppose they teamed up?

<RD> The little we know the better. Alluro and Chilla are warming up their shots.

<Lady T> Odd for you to say Chilla and warm in the same sentence, but anyway rounding out the Archery competition are the Ancient Spirits of Evil and Ma-Mutt and Turmagar and Snow Meow. I'm going to assume that ASOE and Turmagar and will be doing the shooting.

<RD> Ma-Mutt and Snow Meow gotta do it, too. This should be interesting.

<Lady T> Officiating this event, are Mumm-Rana and...a Bruteman. Who in the world got a Bruteman to officiate this event? He's not on the list of officials.

<RD> Ask Thundera Tiger. She organized it. And I think Captain Cracker was supposed to be here, but because he's hiding with the Sword of Omens, he was unavailable.

<Lady T> Lined up with Berbil fruit on their heads, are WilyKat, Captain Bragg, Chilla, Slithe, Turmagar, and Ma-Mutt.

<RD> Willa is the favorite for this event.

<Lady T>Yours or the fans? I'm going for the twins. The flags are down, starting the archery event. The twins are off to a good start with WilyKit shooting an arrow straight through the apple.

<RD> Willa's close behind them with a Bull's Eye through the apple on Captain Bragg's head. The ASOE are in third place. They missed the first two shots, but it seems the third time the charm.

<Lady T> How are they shooting?  They're kind of...intangible.  They don't have their statue forms.

<RD> We're just never meant to understand some things.  Again, take it up with the Tiger.  It's her crazy sport.  She should be able to explain it.

<Lady T> Alluro and Chilla are having a rough start too. Apparently Alluro can't use a bow and arrow like his club.  Look at Snow meow trying to shoot an arrow at Turmagar.

<RD> You can see the sweat on Turmagar's face as Snow Meow prepares to take his final shot. The first shot barely hit the apple and the second one went between his legs.

<Lady T> You're just reveling in his torture, aren't you? DUCK!

<RD> Hey, wait a minute!

<Lady T> RD, there's an arrow in your seat.

<RD> Apparently, Snow Meow doesn't realize that the arrow is to be shot at his partner and not at the commentators. He's just earned himself at least two deaths if I ever write a story about him.

<Lady T> Well, they are switching partners now. Hopefully, Ma-Mutt won't take a shot at us.

<RD> Maybe now Rataro and Slithe can get some points. You'd think Rataro, a mutant leader, could shoot an arrow since he can wield a sword.

<Lady T> The twins are still in the lead with WilyKit shooting perfect shots.

<RD> We'll see how her brother does.

<Lady T> I really wouldn't underestimate him, RD.

<RD> If you say so.

<Lady T> I'll make a bet with you. If WilyKat gets perfect shots, you can't kill the twins anymore in your stories.

<RD> You're on.

<Lady T> WilyKat's first shot was perfect. Only two to go.

<RD> You won't win. Slithe seems to be deliberately missing his shots. His first shot went pass Rataro's ear and the second under his arm.

<Lady T> I guess it's payback for Rataro making Slithe work in the kitchen.

<RD> Here comes his final shot and....OOH! That's gotta hurt.

<Lady T> Did he just..oh, boy, can we get a doctor here?

<RD> Better make it a surgeon.

<Lady T> Well, that's it for them. Let's see what else is going on. Turmagar wasted the last of his three arrows shooting the trees. I guess his flippers.. they are flippers, right?

<RD> How should I know? I'm not a walrus.

<Lady T> Anyway he can't shoot an arrow with those flippers of his. It also seems that Chilla and Alluro will end in fourth place. A boost up from Turmagar and Snow Meow.

<RD> The ASOE of evil will end up in third, mainly because Ma-Mutt is chewing on the bow and arrow. No wonder Mumm-Ra's plans are always botched up. It seems that it's up to WilyKat and Captain Bragg for the gold.

<Lady T> And WilyKat's in the lead. He took his second shot and it's a perfect one. One more and no more killing for you, RD. Heheheheh.

<RD> I'm still confident he'll goof up at the end.

<Lady T> Captain Bragg takes his final shot and ..oops the arrow went above Willa's head.

<RD> WilyKat looks overconfident as he prepares for his final shot. He shoots, and HA! YES! He misses! I win the bet! I can continue killing the twins! Mwhahahahaha!

<Lady T> You certainly don't gloat when you win. I may have lost the bet, but the twins take home the gold. Well, that concludes the Archery event. We're going to go--now this looks familiar.

<RD> What?

<Lady T> There's a figure down there wearing that ugly cloak of yours and talking to the Thunderkittens.

<RD> That cloak is not ugly!

<Lady T> Whatever.  But they're having a really intense conversation.  And now the twins are walking this way. I wonder what they want.

<WilyKit> Aren't you Lady Thundera and RD Rivero, Thundercat fanfic writers?

<Lady T and RD> Yes.

<WilyKat> Who do you think you are writing a porn story about us and killing us in your other stories, RD?

<RD> What?

<Lady T> Heh, he's got you there, RD.

<WilyKit> What are you laughing about, Lady Thundera? We don't like you writing about Panthro killing our parents or what you did in your Behind-the-Scenes story. Short Forever Society?! We're not so short that we can't kick both your--

<RD> Who do you think you are talking to us like that?!

<WilyKit>Well, we are the ones...

<WilyKat> ..who are holding these...

<Wiley Kit and Wiley Kat> ...bowsandarrows!

<Lady T and RD> Uh-oh.

<RD> Okay. While Lady Thundera and I run for our lives, we're going to go to Thundera Tiger with the Ancient Spirits of Evil and Ma-Mutt. Thundera Tiger.

<Lady T> This is all your fault, RD. You had to write those stories.

<RD> Hey, they blame you for your stories.

<Lady T> At least I didn't kill them in my stories.

<RD> Well, at least they have significance in my stories.

<Lady T> Why you little--

<Thundercub> Ha!  How does it feel to have a little of your own medicine!  Take that, RD!  And take your stupid cloak back, too!

<RD> Thundercub, I swear that one day I will demolish the kittens so brutally that you'll--

<Wiley Kit> Not if we get you first!

<Thundera Tiger> Allrighty then. While Thundercub gloats, Lady Thundera and RD bicker, and the Thunderkittens close in on their quarry, I have the ASOE and Ma-mutt with me. Now ASOE, a question that had been bugging many Thundercat fans is that you guys and Panthro sound alike. Could you be one of the same?

<ASOE> JUST MERE COINCIDENCE.

<Tiger> Ah.  Okay, then, why can't you give Mumm-Ra better help when he's fighting the Thundercats?

<ASOE> IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.  HE CAN'T FIGHT.

<Tiger> Well, you're all powerful. Can't you replace Mumm-Ra?

<ASOE> NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE SALARY WE PAY HIM

<Tiger> ASOE cheap? This requires further investigation. Why didn't you take a shot at the ASOE, Ma-Mutt?

<Ma-mutt> Growl...

<Tiger> Whew, yuck!  Ever consider taking a breath mint? Since Ma-Mutt's foul breath is making me lightheaded, we're going to--WHOA! It seems we have another competition upon us. Lady Thundera and RD got hold of a bow and some arrows and are shooting at the twins. Since we're running out of time and this is an unofficial competition, we're gonna have to go the Tree Vaulting competition. But I'll finish by doing the wrap up.  Wiley Kit and Wiley Kat take the gold, Captain Bragg and Willa receive the silver, and Ma-Mutt and the ASOE finish with the bronze.

<Thundercub> THUNDERKITTENS FOREVER!!!  Mwahahaha!

<Tiger> Oh my.  And now we're really moving to tree vaulting.