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Hypothetical Situations

Things for Panthro to make from Screwloose
10. A garbage disposal --Xiaoping
9. A toaster, blender can-openner combination.  Something that couldn't possibly cause any major damage, you know, like a blowing up a planet. --RD Rivero
8. Mandora look-a-like for boxing tournaments --Schmo-Yo
7. It slices, it dices, and makes pizza under 10 seconds flat! --Thundera Tiger
6. Testicular electrodes for Snarf.  That'll shut him up!  --RD Rivero
5. A replacement for Snarf and Snarfer(not that that's hard) --Schmo-Yo
4. Anti-Scooper robot to put an end to that mutt once and for all. --Schmo-Yo
3. Just remove the dumb tie and the face, and you've got C3PO. -- PartyMartian
2. A samoflange --Thundera Tiger
1. A spine for Wileykat. --RD Rivero


Alternative Battle Cries
Topic suggested by Marianne of NineTiger
10. Lion-O has fallen, Now I am the rightful ruler of the Thundercats. --R/taro
9. THUNDERCATS NOW AND FOREVER!!!!!! --Anonymous
8. Mumm-Ra lives! --R/taro
7. Excelsior! (Okay, so I'm from da Bronx). --Nine Tiger.
6. Thundercats......Freak Out! --Soul Jay
5. Yo Joe! --R/taro
4. Who? Who? --Princess Starla
3. Rankin-Bass Productions --R/taro
2. Who are ya' gonna call!? ThunderCats! --RobertW103
1. Y.M.C.A! --R/taro


Results if a Thundercat became President
10. Freedom and justice for all! --anonymous
9. The White House would be moved to Third Earth. --Schmo-Yo
8. The colors on the flag would be changed to red and black. --Schmo-Yo
7. Catnip is legalized ;) --9T
6. Smarmier speeches --Chetania
5. Panthro would upgrade everything in the armed services to a Thundertank. --Xiaoping
4. A catnip bag for every constituent ;) --9T
3. Mumm-Ra would rise up as the evil Soviet dictator to oppose the forces of the free world. --anonymous
2. Tygra-Legalization of Silky Fruit --Fianna
1. Tygra?  Didn't we already have a fruit sniffer in the Oval Office? --RD


Why Tygra should be Lord of the Thundercats
10. He already leads the Council, so why not? --lhersey@hotmail.com
9. Cause he can turn invisible! How many times does Lion-O manage that trick? --anonymous
8. 'Cause he's got a cute butt. --Erin
7. He wouldn't get the Sword tangled in his mane. --Schmo-Yo
6. He'd whip the Thundercats into shape. --Cheezey
5. Because tigers are inherently superior. (heh heh heh)--Thundera Tiger
4. Only one that can set the clock on the VCR --Sherkahn92
3. Tygra doesn't need a sword to solve all of his problems --Cheezey
2. There would be a Third-Earth-wide discount on Silky's fruit --Cheezey
1. Because leaders are *supposed* to be intelligent. --Xiaoping


Results of a game between the Lakers and Thundercats
10. Cheetara would run circles around everyone. --anonymous
9. Who cares about the Thundercats? GO SIXERS!!! --Black Eagle
8. I don't want to know. . .  --Benni
7. I don't know, but the game wouldn't last very long. The Thundercats make too many enemies for anything to last very long. --anonymous
6. The Lakers get clobbered, of course. --Black Eagle
5. Snarf will be used as a basketball, Snarfer will be selling hotdogs and Panthro will be kicking someone's butt for going near the ThunderTank. --anonymous
4. Tygra gets slam dunked. --9T
3. Shaq would suddenly find himself endowed with power from Mumm-Ra and actually be able to make a free throw. --Thundera Tiger
2. (Headline) Lakers leave behind wet pussies as Thundercats take a dunking. (Dunno if I should claim credit for this one or not!! ; ) --Felina
1. The Sword of Omens.  'Nuff said. --anonymous


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