| 10. | Barbeque! --Bengali 25 |
| 9. | Stuff a silky fruit in it's mouth, roast for 3-4 hours, then carve with the Sword of Omens. --Throst54 |
| 8. | Well, we know that shocking them with electricity doesn't work! --Tatiana |
| 7. | Poisoned Candyfruit --Chetania, Tatiana, and several others |
| 6. | shishkabob sounds promising --anonymous |
| 5. | Have them listen to one of Tygra's smarm-infested lectures. That'll shut them up for good, mwahahahahaha! --RD |
| 4. | with all the new and wonderful weapons, you forget how effective a simple lead slug can be --Sarah |
| 3. | Make him listen to his own singing. --Erin, Tygra, and several others |
| 2. | Surprised and running usually works for me --Sher Kahn |
| 1. | ANY way will do!! --Erin, Tatiana |
| 10. | Only give him one potato chip and feed the rest to Snarf --Jetkiten |
| 9. | Attempt to kill him, every day. --Black Eagle |
| 8. | Take his Thundertank for a joyride and crash it --Lady Thundera |
| 7. | Put graffiti all over the ThunderTank and mess it all up and wreck it, right before his eyes --Angora Manx |
| 6. | If you put an old, dirty sock in the samophlange. --RD Rivero |
| 5. | Eat Him! --Dave Newman |
| 4. | Take his tools and scatter them over the whole lair. But make sure you can run REALLY fast. --Thundercub |
| 3. | Telling him that he bares a striking resemblance to Mr. Clean. --Mittens |
| 2. | Buy him a wig for his birthday. --RD Rivero |
| 1. | Give him a picture of Jackelman lifting his leg on the thundertank. --Jetkitten |
| 10. | Pay it $5. --RD Rivero |
| 9. | Shave it off. --(Black Eagle, Schmo-Yo, and Thundercub all suggested variations on this.) |
| 8. | Get Cheetara to stop doing him every night that causes his hair to stand high in the first place. --Anonymous |
| 7. | Get Snarf to take more of the electrocution scenes. --Thundera Tiger |
| 6. | He should stop sleeping with that Sword. --Schmo-Yo |
| 5. | Switch his favourite hair gel with crazy glue. --Mittens |
| 4. | Three words: "Something about Mary" -Ty |
| 3. | ::speaks to hair:: You are getting sleepy....you will go lie down..... --Black Eagle |
| 2. | Have Chilla constantly follow behind him, keeping his head encased in an ice helmet. -- Erin |
| 1. | Tell him he's applying Viagra on the wrong head. --Demonprist |
