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Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity. |
Your Elf Name Is... |
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You Are Peeps |
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
"I dunno, press the button and find out." |
You Are 72% Gentleman |
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices! |
You Are a Coy Flirt |
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing. Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal. A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. |
Your Love Style is Storge |
And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind (You've been known to still have connections with exes) But sometimes your love is not the most passionate Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave |
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic |
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski |
Your Love Life Secrets Are |
You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off. In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. |
You Are Peeps |
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Your Seduction Style: The Charmer |
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them! |
You Are 36% Sociopath |
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! |
Your Kissing Purity Score: 54% Pure |
Lip to lip action makes your heart sing |
You're a Romantic Kisser |
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet |
You Are Iceman |
A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible |
The Keys to Your Heart |
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. |
Your Love Element Is Metal |
For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash. Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you. Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life. You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past. You connect best with: Earth Avoid: Fire You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other |
You Are Indigo |
Expressing yourself and taking a leap of faith has always been easy for you. |
You Will Die at Age 82 |
You're poised to live a long, healthy life. |
You Are A Friendly Ex |
(At least that's what you keep telling yourself!) While civility is a good thing, make sure you're not secretly wanting more... |
You Are 70% Weird |
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! |
Your Fortune Is |
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Your Stripper Song Is |
"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?" Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school. |
Your Stripper Song Is |
"With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic I'm slippin' under" You may dance for someone - but only to weaken their defenses. |
You Are Coke |
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party. Your best soda match: Mountain Dew Stay away from:Dr Pepper |
How You Are In Love |
You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You're secretly hoping your partner will change for you. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. |
Your Mommy Is Rachael Ray |
What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." |
Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male |
You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve |
You Should Weigh 185 |
If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon! |
You Are an Espresso |
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping Your caffeine addiction level: high |
Your Superhero Profile |
Your Superpower is Chemical Your Weakness is Cowboys Your Weapon is Your Electro Bow Your Mode of Transportation is Kite |
You Are a Smiley Face Cookie |
You usually make those around you smile ... when you're not creeping them out! |
Your Linguistic Profile: |
40% Yankee |
30% General American English |
15% Upper Midwestern |
10% Dixie |
0% Midwestern |
Arty Kid |
You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented! |
Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel |
And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will! |
You Are 40% Obsessive |
Sometimes your worries keep you up at night, though they usually don't interfere with your life. |
Your Hair Should Be Orange |
You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices. |
Your Porn Star Name Is... |
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Your Dating Purity Score: 71% |
This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it. It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover! |
Here we are, as a country, dare I say as a humanity its self, on the eave of a momentous anniversary, the first rock and role concert was on this day oh so meny years ago. A form of music that has crossed every boundary known to man, age, race, sex, virgins, tramps, country of origins, and most of all: Time (no not the magazine for sudo-intellectuals who buy reading materials simply to feel smart, like they are “In The Know”) but the not-so-linear plain that gives us deadlines and oh-so-fun limited time only deals. Unlike when rock and role was new every one can enjoy rock and role today no mater when you where born, Grandparents and Grandchildren can sit in the car on the way to school and both listen to some of the greats of the jonra like the Beatles, Monkeys, or the Comets.
Rock and role is one of the few things that is part of the “American” culture, a culture conglomerated of so many peoples that this, this music is a true representation of this joining together.
So to comemarate this event I am listing some of the best and worst of Rock’s history:
The greatest woman in rock: Joan Jett
The greatest man in rock: Chuck Berry
The greatest rock band ever! ZZ Top
Greatest rock song ever Green Onions
Top 100 Greatest rock songs ever in no particular order:
LaGrange – ZZ Top
New Kind of Kick – the Cramps
Green Onions – Booker T and the MG’s
School Days – Chuck Berry
Have a Drink on Me – AC/DC
Slang - Def Leppard
Doctor Feel Good - Motley Crue
Blitzkrieg Bop – Ramons
God Save The Queen – Sex Pistols
Hate Myself For Loving You – Joan Jett
Aint’ Got You – Yardbirds
Fred Bear – Ted Nugent
My Genaration – the Who
Fell in Love With a Girl – the White Stripes
Who Do You Love – Bo Didily
This is Hip - John Hooker Lee
Wild Thing - the Trogs
Surfing Bird - the Trash Men
Down In Mexico - the Costers
You Really Got Me - the Kinks
My Sharona - the Knack
Louie, Louie - the Kings Men
Shout - Otis Day
What I Like About You – the Romantics
Wooly Bully – Sam the Sham and the Pharos
25 Down, seventy some odd to go,
Now have you ever noticed that the best thing to ever happen for rock and role is for one of the greats to die? Now I know that’s a horrible thing to say, but think about it, why back when, when John Lennon died it inspired so many people from bands you have heard like the Bangles to bands that never lasted like the Cockroaches (not kidding).
So lets start the next 25 with:
Back in the USSR - the Beatles
Jumping Jack Flash – the Rolling Stones
Alley Gator – ZZ Top
Mercury Blues – Alan Jackson
Cold Hard Bitch – Jet
You Really Got Me – Van Halen
Walking the Dog – Rufus Thomas
Mony Mony – Billy Idol
Soul Man – Sam and Dave
I’m a Believer – Monkeys
Respect – Aretha Franklin
Little Miss Can’t be Wrong – Spin Doctors
Unbelievable – EMF
Elvis on Velvet – Stray Cats
All Shook Up – Elvis Presley
Betty Lou Got a New Pair of Shoes – Bobby Freeman
Woo-Hoo – Rock-a-teens
Rebel Rouser – Duane Eddy
Tallahassee Lassie – Freddy Cannon
Splish Splash – Bobby Darin
Breathless – Jerry Lee Lewis
Bad Case of Loving you – Robert Palmer
Rockin' Pneumonia & The Boogie Woogie Flu
New Orleans - Big Boy Myles
50/50
Worst thing to happen to rock and role: Green day, Avra Levine, 98 degrees and all these corporate run little pop-wanna’-be-punk “artists” spreading what ever the mass propaganda “The Man” want you to think by saying it’s rebellious, antichrist, Punk Rock.
Living in Chaos – Offspring…
49 to go… will have to get back to that
Try Two
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Coffee Test
Dec 25, 2004. Merry Christmas to all and to all good friends a big Glomp, its been a wile since my last entry, but now I've taken a new quiz so is time to add :)
Taking this quiz twic the second time clicking random ansers got the same results
Your World (Part One): What is your world made of? [boys]
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Dec 03, 2004 Still working on the same thing as last night
My Best buddie sent me this thing, and I'm just droping random words in at this point, but hay. Give it a go, its fun
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You Are the Achiever |
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What Cartoon Car would you drive?
Inspector Gadget's police car. You can't resist any electronic gizmo that might make your life a little easier. This car is ideal for you because it has all those gadgets built in. It doesn't come with an instruction manual, but if you experiment a little, you'll figure out how everything works. If you still have trouble, ask a little blonde computer whiz for help.
Took another quiz, and guess what?
Take the quiz: "What SPIDERMAN character are you? (cool pics)"
Peter Parker
You are SPIDERMAN! Most people love yuo and look to you for support and other needs. A busy lifestlyle is you.
This is getting to be a habet
You are Peter Parker! You would go above and beyond
for that special Mary Jane, and you're fighting
evils all the time! Remember to not let it get
to your head!
What Character from SPIDERMAN are you?
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Ooooh Kay... here's a change of pace o.0
You are Mary Jane Watson! You get the guy everytime
you are in trouble! Just like spiderman, he
will come and save you. So thats means you are
a pretty girl, and you want all the attention
you can get.
Which Kirsten character are you?
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Which monkey are you?
Another pointless diversion from Bijouriel
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Tenderheart Bear | |
You are Tsukino Usagi
You are love food, boys, shopping, and hanging out with your friends. You tend to cry when things get too hard, and have trouble doing things right the first time. You probably need to study a little harder. Your faith in the basic goodness of all people keeps you on the right track, even when others don't see it.
Take the "What Magic Girl are you?" Quiz
You are Sylph. You look like you've stepped out of a William Gibson novel. At clubs, you wear goggles and reflective clothing or corsets made of bands of metal. You listen to lots of synth music and probably know a lot about computers and the advancement of technology. You're not only fashionable, you're aware of the world and all of it's social and economic problems and progresses. You're very tech minded and have some kind of outlook for the future. |
Take the Which Black Daisies Character Are you Quiz?
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Samir
What Office Space character are you?
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