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Summary: Grace is thrilled when her picture appears in the paper after she designs a loft, but it quickly becomes apparent that the photo is rather flattering, showing her with, as Jack puts it, ‘massive jugs'. Grace scoffs it at first, but then admits the photo is rather deceiving.
Later, when Grace and Will show up at work, Karen comments on the photo and tells Grace a someone called. Grace is thrilled to learn that the ‘someone' is John Gregorio, a hunk from high school who wouldn't give Grace the time of day. She believes he called after seeing the loft she decorated. Karen and Will both hint that the real reason John called was because of the picture and not the article. Grace ignores them and calls up John, who invites her to a group show, at the Zelman Gallery of which he is a part. Karen scoffs once again and tells Grace she's got to do something to make her breasts look bigger before she sees John.
Meanwhile, over at Will's, Jack is shocked to find an earring in Will's couch that he had given to a former flame, Walter. He is further shocked to learn that Will had a thing with his fling after they broke up. Will tries to apologize, thinking it no big deal, but Jack storms out.
Over at a lingerie boutique, Grace is with Karen, trying on a bra filled with water, designed to make woman look stacked. At first, she is sceptical, but after some ‘encouraging' from Karen, she buys one in every colour.
Back at the apartment, Will catches Jack in the hall, borrowing food from Grace's. He insists Jack talk to him, but Jack only tells Will that he considered Walter the love of his life and that after a month, Walter dumped him. Will didn't know this, but Jack is still hurt and leaves once again.
At the Zelman Gallery, Grace is obviously wearing the bra and pays Will little heed when he tells her that lying is wrong. Meanwhile, Will gets Jack to go to the gallery, under the lie that Cher is there. In reality, Will has invited Walter to meet Jack.
After John leaves to get some wine, Grace hugs Karen, thanking her. Karen's broach catches on Grace's shirt, and, unbeknownst to Grace, her hydra bra springs a leak. Will sees this and tries to cover it for her, but when John shows up, she insists that she can handle it on her own.
But try as she might, Grace finally has to come clean about the bra. John tells her how disappointed he is that Grace thought him that shallow. He says the only reason he went out with a girl who was big chested in school is because she had a beautiful soul. Grace is crushed, but when John tries to hit on Karen, who is bending over fixing her shoe, by telling her she has a beautiful soul, Grace squirts water on John's paintings.
After the showing, Grace's boobs have deflated and she admits to Will that he was right about lying. She leaves and Will is joined by Jack, who is outraged that Will used the ‘Cher card' again to get him down there. But when Will tells him that Walter, single and interested, just walked in, Jack immediately perks up and forgives Will. But seconds after Jack meets Walter, he informs Will that he was thinking of somebody else and runs out.