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Big Fat Baby

Big Fat Baby

Voiced by: Luke Ruegger

You'll always know when this little diaper-wearing disaster's coming your way; to quote Agent Smith from The Matrix, "It's the smell." Waddling his way through history, this youngest member of the Histeria cast is surprisingly verbal for so young a tyke (as long as you consider things like "pee pah pitty poo" to be verbal). And, also unlike other babies, 'BFB' can take quite a bit of cartoon-style abuse, routinely on the receiving end of slapstick humor. Constantly in need of a diaper change, something which no member of the Histeria cast wants anything to do with, Big Fat Baby is continually being thrust into the face of whomever the Kid Chorus is currently visiting. And if said person doesn't run for the hills (or the vomitorium) upon smelling the youngster, the question "How long has it been since this baby had a change?" invariably comes to mind. The answer? Something like, "Do you remember when the continents were all squished together in one land mass called Pangea? Before that." Eeeewww, indeed.