July 20, 199(10)
I haven't much news, other than the fact that the PRoV has released an official notice on the recent developments. It is very important, and please read it, for it concerns us all.
From the People's Republic of Vegitaria
July 17, 199(10)
I have finished transcribing The Tacksat Quest. My good friend Gerry lead this expedition and the vocal transcription comes to us on his part alone. I transcribed this from writings he made while he was actually on the mission. I worked on it while at the PRoV over the weekend. The Three had met me before after escaping from Steve Irwin, and were at my house. I informed the PRoV of the finding, and brought them over right away. Scientists at the PRoV are working tirelessly to find out what secrets are locked away. Yoyo Yo-Yo has told us that the findings of The Three is a sign, and although important, not to be taken by slacking off. He has urged us to continue with defense, military planning, and research and development, not only on the weapons front, but on medicinal as well. Yoyo Yo-Yo truly is an inspiration to us all.
July 14, 199(10)
Today I found a troubled group of people. They called themselves "Crocodile Hunter Fans". They were simply people who formed an alliance under the promotion of Steve Irwin and his wall of lies. I wondered immediately when I saw this paige: If humans can be convinced to support such a horrible person, it might be possible to do the same with crocodiles. A message board they had allowed me the perfect opportunity to get the message out to possibly a few crocodiles. I posted a message declaring the truth and took a nap. I thought nothing much of this post, maybe I was on to a little something, I might be able to rescue a fellow crocodile. In my dreams, The Book of Dumkina came to mind. P 125-131 tell of Three Chosen ones, with power to stop Steve Irwin far beyond The One (me). It speaks of three crocodiles, born from the tree of life in the homeland, who were caputured by Steve Irwin, and forced into believing Steve Irwin's words. It is also said in verse: "In the living tomes where lies reside, he's taken truths to fill with lies, the ones will come if truth be told, and victory we soon shall hold". I awoke from my slumber, and I had recieved three emails. Each of them seperate, all from crocodiles who were completely oblivious to each others existence. I wrote them back, informing them of the truth, and enlightening them on the book of Dumkina, and how they are The Three. One cannot be as proud as I for the PRoV. Victory looks well in sight now.
July 8, 199(10)
Today I fought Steve Irwin. We met as planned, and played a rousing match of Backgammon. This game of strategy is well loved around the world, and fortunately for me, I am inherently good at it. Unfortunately for me though, Steve Irwin is also. For complete results, check out my narrative on the match
The Backgammon Match Against Steve Irwin
July 7, 199(10)
Today I am preparing for the battle with Steve Irwin that will take place july 8 behind the Greasy and Cheesy. I urge my fellow vegitarians to instead of take part in my fight, to come to my pre-victory party tonight. I wish to fight Steve Irwin one on one. While I am there, I will try to gather information for our movement. Specifically where he is residing at the moment. Wish me luck.
June 27, 199(10)
Today is a joyous day indeed! After weeks of planning, we have finally pulled off the greatest stunt ever! The elite missionary forces of Vegitaria have succeeded in accomplishing the 'Tacksat' quest. I am in the process of transcribing our methods for future reference, and to marvel upon in my older years. Ahh, yes! And there was much rejoicing.
June 20, 199(10)
My friend Gerry began his march on Steve Irwin's house, but because of a nudey bar, he and his forces of 100,000 got distracted for a few hours. While they were preoccupied at the bar, Steve Irwin relocated his house to an undisclosed area, the whereabouts of which Gerry is currently questing for.
