Here are some of the funny quotes they said on the episodes. If you wanna add more e-mail them to me and they will be added. Also if the quotes aren't right, I'll correct them if you e-mail me

Chandler: You know what's so weird? Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he comes out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what's that all about?

Rachel: Oh look, now he's showing us his poking device.

Mrs. Greene: There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.

Chandler: I'm not getting off of this chair ever. From now on this chair is the one. You know what else is the one? My sweetpants!
Ross: Come on, just take off your pants. Take off your pants and we'll all have fun.

Janice: OH MY GAWD!!!

Phoebe: Well thanks for your AZZ.

Ross(when he was a kid): (singing)I am Bee, I drink tea. Won't u dance around with me?

Joey: (singing) Oh mommy oh daddy. I'm a big ole baddy. Oh mommy oh daddy, I'm a big ole baddy!
Ross: He musta gotten that part in the play. Everybody: Ooohhh.
Chandler: Either that or Gloria Estefan was right. Rythm is gonna get you.

Monica: Has anybody seen my left boob?
Joey: I love that movie!

Chandler: I win you suck, I rule all, Miniwave celebration to me (waving)

Monica: See, they're as different as night and...later that night.

Rachel: Isn't that just spit on your neck, kick you in the croch fantastic.

Ross: We were on a BREAK!!!

Joey: How you doin?

Monica: Fine, fine, judge all you want, but married a lesbian, left a guy at the altar, fell in-love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girlfriend's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box.

Chandler: I'm gonna die alone.

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