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"I'm not (gay), but if people want to think so, it's fine, that's part of the mystery."
~Brent Spiner~
"That was God laughing at me through that insane giggle."
~Antonio Salieri, "Amadeus"~
"John Brown's in my pants!"
~Rachel, who begged me not to put that on there, Hucklebutt~
"I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin--different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits and minds his own business."
~Bernard Stonehouse~
"My feelings for you can't be expressed with words...only gestures involving one finger."
~Jessica Guice, in music history~
"Stupid concavity. Cavity my ass."
~Jamey Morris, in Calculus~
"You know it's sad when you close your eyes and you see the Kool-Aid man."
~Rachel Huckabee~
"Remember my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
~The Wizard of Oz, in the movie of the same~
"The Big 'N Tasty is intended to be eaten. Complications may arise if you shove the Big 'N Tasty up your nose."
~some SNL skit~
"That's called delusion. That's what I got for Christmas."
~Conan O'Brien~
"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everybody else!"
~Tyler Durden, 'Fight Club'~
"I just had a religious experience in my pants!"
~The Huckabee~
Cartman: "Fuck Jesus!"
Butters: "I don't think you should say the F-word about Jesus..."
~South Park
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