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•Season 1 Quotes•
Episode
The Andorian Incident

John:
How do you think they’d feel about a visit?
T’pol:
P’Jem is a place of quiet contemplation, captain. I’m not certain we’d be welcomed.
Trip:
It’s because Vulcans think we smell bad, isn’t it?


Phlox:
I confess I feel awkward myself on this ship. Sometimes, out of place. But what is that Vulcan motto? Um, infinite diversity. . .
T’pol:
In infinite combinations.
Phlox:
And what is diversity, but uh the celebration of differences. I wonder if you might remind me of our mission on this vessel. Please, indulge me.
T’pol:
Our mission is to make contact with those who humans consider new life and new civilizations.
Phlox:
In other words to seek infinite diversity.
T’pol:
I suppose so.
Phlox:
Well than, it seems to me a cultural exchange between your Vulcan brethren and your human crew is simply a furtherance of that mission.


Trip:
You say this is the place to purge emotions? Looks like someone had to purge pretty bad. They bashed the door in.
T’pol:
The temple is almost three thousand years old, commander. You can’t expect it to be in pristine condition.


John:
Is something wrong?
T’pol:
It’s probably nothing.
John:
But?
T’pol:
This is the main atrium. There should be more than one member of the order present. And the icon in that shrine is perched at an odd angle.
Trip:
Oddly perched, huh? We better call Starfleet command.
T’pol:
That’s not all, captain. The Vulcan elder seems agitated.
Trip:
You call that agitated?


Andorian:
Stop looking at me.
Trip:
Ok, ok. Don’t get you antennas in a twist.


Andorian:
What does that mean? Earth, what is that?
John:
It’s where we’re from. It’s our home world.


Trip:
Now there guys are agitated.


Vulcan:
You’ve endangered us all.
Trip:
No good deed goes unpunished.


John:
They talked a lot about searching rooms.
Trip:
You’d think they could find whatever it is they’re looking for with those antennas of theirs.
John:
They answered a hail from Enterprise. hey threatened to kill us all if anyone attempts a rescue.
T’pol:
Mister Reed wouldn’t be that reckless.
John:
I didn’t recruit my tactical officer to sit on his butt when he’s threatened.


Malcolm:
::consistently paces back and forth behind Travis::
Travis:
Sir, you’re wearing a hole in the deck plating.


Malcolm:
Are you certain that we can’t negotiate?
Trip:
The captain came back from his last negotiation with a face full of bruises.


John:
Here’s something I think you’ll find interesting. There was a man in Canton, Ohio who once rolled a ball of string over sixty meters in diameter.


Malcolm:
It’s a console, Ensign. It won’t bite.
Hoshi:
No, it’ll just scramble your molecules.
Malcolm:
Crewman?
Crewman:
We’ve, uh, heard stories, sir. It might not be safe.
Malcolm:
I’ve heard the same stories. Now get up here. Coordinates set.
Hoshi:
Aye, sir.
Malcolm:
Than energize before we change our minds.


Malcolm:
Violence in a sanctuary, captain?
John:
Very disrespectful. But, boy did it feel good. All this time they’ve been calling these monks liars, and all this time they’ve been right.
Malcolm:
They got enough equipment to see what any Andorian is having for breakfast.