All About Moi

My name is Princess Silkenswift of Pomerania, or, as you all know me,Angel . I was born on 11/06/99. When I was taken home I was 2 1/2 lbs and 4 months old. Naturally, I was the most beautiful puppy in the world. My grandmama said I looked like a tater tot with legs. Unfortunately, they had to bring Wolfie home too. I was so sure I was going to be finally away from that idiot. After a little while I was running around with toys and having so much fun that I soon realized that I had made the right decision on a proper family and found the right humans to love.

Favorite Foods

• Frozen Green Beans
• Baby Carrots
• Anything With the Word Meat
• Dog Pizza
• Liver Biscotti
• Gala Apples
• Nutros
• Compressed Rawhides
• My Mommy's Underpants
• Ice Cream (Vanilla)
• Pizzle Sticks
• Scrambled Eggs
• Cottage Cheese
• Ear of Swine

Why I Think Wolfie Is Stupid

• He stole gum and chewed it and got it stuck all over his fur.
• He scratches his head and he ends up in a ball behind the toilet with his toes stuck behind his head.
• He played in grandma's velcro rollers and got them all stuck in his fur.
• Sometimes he forgets the glass sliding doors are still closed. Wham!
• I can always fake him out of dropping what he has by grabbing a piece of kibble from the dish.
• He gets scared when he looks in the mirror.
• He buries his head in the sofa cushions and thinks no one can see him.
• He runs real fast over a paper or magazine and does a double roll.
• He falls in the pool all the time.
• He stole and ate a whole Nestle Crunch Bar on Christmas and didn't give me any! The cretin.
• He eats - ugh- excrement.
• When he hears a dog on tv he thinks it is in the room.
• He ate the corner of the bathroom door one day and had to be rushed to the vet to get out a mouth full of splinters.

Wish List -Which I will get

• A constant supply of swine ears
• Pink harness with flawless diamonds
• Rawhides
• Cookies
• Chewies
• Golden circular bed with a canopy
• My every command to be obeyed