This just in. Our TSR reporter outside of Hollywood has reported that Warner Brothers (label of Eminem) has signed a deal saying that
the members of Hanson will be in a new album and a new movie. The reported movie is going to be called "Aaaa Mop". It is going to be the story of
three janitors (played by Hanson) in their quest to learn the truth about their boss who they believe to be a pirate. The pirate is going to be
played by Nelly. The deal that was signed (as seen by our reporter) shows that Hanson was payed a very hefty sum of $24.83 total for their cooperation.
Here is a piece of the script (the whole script will be revealed when we rescue our TSR reporter who is being held for the return of the script).
Short Hanson Girl: Like, oh my god, I think that our, like boss is like a PIRATE!
Boss/Pirate Nelly: Yo yo brother, you got me all wrong. I ain't no pirate. I yo' boss.
Bigger Hanson Girl: Totally.
Big Fat Hanson Girl: Mmmmm Bop.
Short Hanson Girl: Like, were going to expose you, then like, sing a song.
Big Fat Hanson Girl: What EVER!
As you can see, the script is very well written in its entirety. As for the album coming out by Hanson, it includes Nelly in one of them. Although he doesn't do any singing
his gang does a little. Most of the Hanson crew does the entirety with expected hit songs: "Aaaa Mop", "Laaaaa Rop", "Faaa Drop", and a remix of "Mmmm Bop". They will
also have some of their songs from their Christmas CD that failed in the year it came out. A WB spokesperson said, "We plan on putting out three of the Christmas songs
that were on Hanson's last album. We expect them to do better because we've put in 1,000 new instruments so that the music appeals to the whole world. Of the many instruments
electric guitars will be playing along with acoustic. If you listen carefully, you can hear parts of Britney Spears hit songs in there along with some Eminem. We think this
will also play a big role in the up and coming success of this new album".
With the news of this new movie/album coming out, we sent reporters to flock around Nelly. Nelly reported that he is "chill" with the movie and that he thinks it's going to
"Fo'shizzle [his] nizzle". He also reported that he would be very willing to do seven more sequels if someone goes to see it. Damn.
We'll keep ya posted...
