47 Reasons Why Star Trek Is Better Than Boys


~As seen by #jetcjr on July 14th, 2001~

~*~Contributed by Becci, Beccy, Lissa, Loz, and Rel~*~

Disclaimer: We were in #jetcjr and in a boy-bashing 
            mood.  This is what we ended up with.  No 
            harm intended. Well, maybe just a little.  
            *wg*  ttfn,lissa:)


01. Boys are immature.

02. Star Trek doesn't get drunk and get off with your 
    mates.

03. Guys ignore all the signs.

04. Guys have bad taste.

05. Star Trek offers you sexy men to drool over with 
    no fear that they will run off with someone else.

06. Star Trek is actually entertaining.

07. Star Trek actually has intelligent dialogue.

08. Star Trek doesn't ask your best mate out.

09. Star Trek is Star Trek. 'Nuff said.

10. Star Trek can't damage your self-confidence 
    (except for when Seven's wearing that stupid 
    catsuit).

11. Fanfic is probably better than guys could ever 
    come up with in real life.

12. You can have a lasting relationship with Star Trek.

13. Star Trek isn't only after one thing... it's 
    boldly going where no one has gone before. There's 
    a difference!

14. Star Trek doesn't care if you're fat and ugly.

15. Guys have hormones galore.

16. Star Trek guys know what to do with women!

17. Star Trek doesn't make fun of you for watching 
    Star Trek.

18. Star Trek can be romantic.

19. Star Trek provides you with hours of entertainment. 
    Guys can only provide about 20 minutes.

20. You can choose whether to read angst, romance, or 
    comedy.

21. Star Trek helps you make real friends, guys run 
    off with your real friends.

22. Star Trek can't make a mess then leave you to 
    clean up.

23. Star Trek can't cheat on you.

24. Star Trek doesn't pout at you for a long time.

25. Star Trek doesn't get scared and run away when you 
    behave 'normally'.

26. Star Trek doesn't invite you and your best friend, 
    who happens to be his girlfriend, over to watch 
    movies and make you feel so goddamn lonely.

27. Star Trek serves a definite purpose in your life, 
    other than to make you feel like shit.

28. Guys act like weirdoes without a reason.

29. Star Trek encourages you to express yourself 
    creatively (e.g through fanfic) Guys get annoyed 
    if you express yourself at all.

30. Star Trek will always be there when you need it.

31. You can tape Star Trek and watch it later and then 
    over and over again.

32. Star Trek doesn't care if you're not perfect.

33. Guys can be intentionally hurtfully, Star Trek 
    never is.

34. Star Trek doesn't make you distrust other TV 
    shows! However, it can create a loss of faith in 
    your VCR...

35. Star Trek doesn't ignore you all summer.

36. Star Trek is about space, Boys' heads are filled 
    with space.

37. Star Trek won't desert you simply because there's 
    football on.

38. Star Trek can't talk about being lonely then look 
    right through you.

39. Star Trek doesn't stare at your boobs!

40. Star Trek has Chakotay's arse.

41. Star Trek doesn't stare straight over your head.

42. The sex is always better in fanfic than in real 
    life. ;)

43. Star Trek can't laugh like a donkey.

44. If Star Trek gets annoying you can switch it off.

45. Star Trek guys don't fart. Ever. And even if they 
    did, they have top-notch environmental systems. ;)

46. Star Trek won't try to toss things down your shirt.

47. You can replay the good bits of Star Trek and fast-
    forward the sad parts.