Sarah and Helen’s Mini-Log
Sarah’s Comments
Helen’s Comments
Helen and
Sarah’s Official Cute Guy List
1.
Bartender
å
2.
2 guys at Bar
3.
Guy
sitting in chair at the end of bar. (what is he doing?)
4.
The guy in the
red shirt…he has nice jugs.
5.
The 3 (4?) guys
behind the pillar behind Sarah…
6.
Um…Patrick and
Bob and Steve…Well YEAH!
7.
guy in blue
shirt
8.
guy with facial
hair and curls! (turns out to be Ryan, new guy in band!)
Variations
on the Motto of the Cincinnati “Flying Pigs”
1.
“The
drunker I am, the better I look.”
1.
“The drunker I
look, the better…oh, wait…”
3.
“The better you are, the drunker I must be.”
5. “The
drinker I am, the better to be.”
6.
“The drunker ‘Helen’s Dad’ is the nakeder he
becomes”
Observations-General
1.
Guy in
red shirt in jugband resembles Helen’s Dad.
2.
Helen
can’t count. See “Variations on…”
3.
Helen’s drink
hits her fast…
4.
Sarah’s
feeling warm and tingly.
5.
The
corner Helen and Sarah are sitting in vibrates.
6.
I wanna have a
3-way, YEAH!
7.
Guy
in red shirt is dancing.
8.
Guy
in red shirt has bigger jugs than Sarah.
9.
“I
wanna have a 3-way” voted “best new song at Sarah and Helen’s Table”.
10. Sarah is a lightweight—already feels warm
and sleepy after HALF her Bailey’s.
11. Sarah needs another Bailey’s.
12. Sarah’s drink is GONE.
Epiphanies
1.
Sarah
has nary a clue of how to get home.
2.
Helen has…a
drink.
3.
We’re
doomed.
4.
Maybe if we head
towards Georgia, we’ll end up in Dayton.
5.
Oh,
good plan.
6.
Helen had $$ in
her bra; and asks Patrick to get it for her—runs far, far away from Sarah’s
flailing fists. (not really)
7.
Helen
fails to get away from said “flailing fists”.
8.
Helen had
multiple contusions and has lost a lot of blood…
9.
Sarah
steals Helen’s $$, puts into HER bra. Patrick gladly removes it. (not really
either)
10. Sarah finished her drink, while Helen has ½ of hers
left.
11. We ALL know Sarah drinks too fast.
11.5
Click here
for little illustration by Helen.
12. Horrible flashback of deplorable behavior on New Year’s Eve—which will NEVER be repeated.
L
