Off: Not sure how's this suppose to go, but here goes nothing.

J'Dar is in his quarters, unpacking the remaining items of his 
personal possessions, when the chime on his door rings out. 

J'Dar (Slumping over unpacking a box and with his back to the door - 
yells): COME!

Enters Jonathon Ford, Commander, Chief of Security. When he walks in 
he looks around seeing what a mess the quarters are with empty boxes 
all over the place. At first, he seems a bit annoyed with all this 
clutter, then he grins as if he was remembering a long forgotten 
memory. He see his newest member of his team, slumping over a box.

Ford (Clearing his throat, and in a mocking voice): Ensign, do you 
need some help unpacking?

J'Dar (with his back to the speaker and not realizing whom he is 
speaking to): No, that's alright. I have got it. Actually I like 
doing this myself. I think the term you humans say is, Thanks anyway.

At that point, J'Dar stands up as he pulls out a Klingon ba'leth out 
of the box. This is the first time Ford sees, what has become a 
local urban legend aboard the ship, just about how big his new 
Assistant Security Officer really is. He is amazed by the size and 
height of J'Dar. He stands there at first in awe and wonder, and 
then he composes himself. 

Ford (Looking more stern): Well, Ensign, I hope you'll have these 
quarters in ship shape the next time I come in here.

J'Dar turns around and sees Ford standing. He automatically stands 
at a attention, dropping the Ba'leth to the floor. Smiling to 
himself, and picking up the fallen weapon, Ford looks up at J'Dar.

Ford (holding the Ba'Leth): Is this yours, Ensign?

J'Dar (Looking down slightly and in embarassed): Yes, Sir.

Ford (Handing him the weapon): Do you know how to use this, Ensign?

J'Dar (Holding the Klingon weapon at a attention): Yes sir, I know 
how to use this weapon. Including several other weapons as well, sir.

Ford turns his back to J'Dar and looks around the room. He notices 
on the floor, as well on the chairs and sofa, a array of weapons 
scewed about J'Dar's quarters. He sees a Ferengi Energy weapon on 
the chair, a Cardasian energy weapon still in the box sitting on the 
floor, a Romulan Plasma rifle leaning against the coffee table, and 
a old style Federation phaser pistol lying carelessly on the floor.

Ford (turns back around): You know how to use all these weapons, 
Ensign??

J'Dar (Still at a attention): Yes sir! I have been cleared with 
Starfleet Security on all these weapons, Sir.

Ford (Smiling to himself again): Very impressive, Ensign. Oh by the 
way, At ease before you strain something.

J'Dar lays the Ba'Leth back into the box. Looking a bit embarassed 
about the way his quarters looked.

J'Dar (as he starts clearing off a chair): Sir, I am sorry for the 
mess. My things just arrived today. Would you like to sit down.

Ford (looking around and still standing): No, Ensign, that's ok. I 
was just remembering my first command. My quarters looked exactlly 
the same as this. So please dont be embarassed by this impromptu 
inspection. I just wanted to welcome you aboard and see how you are 
making out.

J'Dar (looking puzzled): "How I am making out", Sir? 

Ford (looking at him): Yeah, wanted to see how you are settling in.

J'Dar (smiling to himself and little more relaxed): I am ... 
adjusting, Sir. I didn't realized, just how big these quarters 
really are. 

Ford: Well, I assumed you'll do fine. (He walks to the door, he 
turns around). Well, I got to be heading off and finish greeting the 
rest of the team. I hope you'll have this mess picked up by the time 
we are under way, Mister?

J'Dar (Standing there at a attention with the box with the Ba'Leth 
in his big hands, looking again very serious): Yes, Sir!!

Ford (Walking out the door): Very good, and again, Welcome aboard 
Ensign J'Dar. We have to sit down sometime and have a chat about 
yourself.

J'Dar (Still holding the box): Yes, sir. Looking forward to that.

The door closes, J'Dar sighs with relief, as he settles the box back 
on the floor and begins on to unpack. 

Ford walks to the turbolift, and smiles to himself: Damn that's a 
big man. I just hope he doesnt break anything in his quaters or on 
the ship.

Off: I hope that was ok, this is my first time doing soemthing like 
this.