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A COLLECTION OF POEMS BY THE DR MOPP COLLECTIVE.

Please don't steal me.

Old Bike

Older than dinosaurs
And around before the wheel.
You really are,
Really old.

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Rowdy Man

Get out!
Never infect my property again!
You
Horrid
Hateful
Rowdy man.

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Brains on Toast

Hello waiter.
Brains on toast!
Bring it quick and bring it hot,
Bring me all the brains you've got!

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Crap Breakfast

Oh what the hell, I'll have it anyway.
It's hardly going to kill me.
Is it?
It is??
Oh bugger.
I really wish I hadn't eaten you,
You crap breakfast.

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