Saith the
ROBOT QUEEN:

THE CAJUN KITCHEN SUCKETH

On Saturday 8/3/02, the powers that be at the Cajun Kitchen in Atlanta GA made the mistake of pissing off the Robot Queen.
(As well as a whole lot of humans.)
It is the Queen's wish that the world know what went down.
Hence, this page.

EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE
'CEPT FOR ME AND MY MONKEY!!!
The evening began with the complete dissing of

The Robot Queen does not play that.
Nobody
*BUT NOBODY*
spanks the Queen's monkey
and gets away with it!
Except maybe Bane. Sometimes.

Here is the letter Her Metallicity will be sending to the
Georgia Department of Public Health:
"Sacre bleu! This place has to be one of the most disgusting food establishments I've ever stepped foot in. The building seemed to have little or no ventilation - no fans or A/C running as far as we could tell - and I noticed that the kitchen door (which opens directly onto the sidewalk in front of the building) was propped open. The women's restroom had no toilet tissue, hand soap, hot water or hand towels. One toilet stall door was missing, and none of the toilets had tank covers on. The men's room was worse, with one urinal not working but still being used anyway & no working lights. There was what appeared to be a replacement urinal sitting on a couch near the restrooms. The crowning moment was seeing a kitchen employee walk to a storage room at the back of the club to get a head of lettuce. He carried the lettuce - in his bare hands, no container or anything - through a crowd of people setting up musical equipment near the stage area, then through the dining area where people were eating, on his way back to the kitchen. I would send a videotape, since we normally tape our shows, but the manager went through the roof when she saw Mr Monkeypants with his camera. Despite his name, he wasn't being the slightest [Nahd]bit mean at the time. We weren't sure what was going on there that she didn't want caught on tape (crack dealing or maybe just the general filth), but it must have been something big for her to put on such a display of complete and total bitchery!! All she has is thirteen dollars! This place is completely fucked (yes!) and I think the best thing would be to shut it down and fill it to the ceiling with monkey semen. I would be happy to arrange delivery of the semen."
(There will be some editing before the final draft is sent.)

The best part is,
them Cajuns tried to charge the 'Bitz & JWS
- AFTER THEY PLAYED FOR FREE -
a $7 cover to watch the remaining bands. (After not booking any local bands and telling all four out of state bands they were booked at the Somber Reptile - which unlike the Cajun Kitchen actually had a draw
worth driving five fucking hours each way for.)

Simply put, Earth friends,
THE CAJUN KITCHEN SUCKS.
SPREAD THE WORD!

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Or else.

This has been a formal proclamation of:
Her Mechanical Highness
The Robot Queen
Serial No. 0157:H7
Official Nahdbitch & Principal Pope Pummeler

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