The turd is big. As I look down, Into the potty. The turd is brown. The turd is stinky. The turd is cold. This turd is only three days old. The turd has corn in it. The turd tastes like butter. The turd is whurling. I flushed it down the gutter. As the turd departs from me, I bow down on my knee, And I begin to pray. Mabye I'll see this turd again someday.[an error occurred while processing this directive]
