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"...Lojaque & the Flaming Nahdbits!..."
...are a punk-funk-metal-performance-art band who describe their style as "Nahd Rock". The band consists of Pope Lojaque the 1st on throat, The Reverend Lemonjello Jones handling guitar wankery, Blowpop Jolly on thunder-bass, and Inspecta Phunc breakin' off the drum action for us. We also have a cast of characters, (Mr. Chicken, Mean Mr. MonkeyPants, Bane the Despoiler, a couple of robots and pimpy the Clown), who do all sorts of crazy shit while we rock the house! Lojaque & the Flaming Nahdbits! give music that is straight from the heart, with touching and tender melodies and insightful lyrics such as "Hey Bitch, go fix me a Sandwich!", and tearjerking ballads of "Monkey Semen", and tales of wayward young men entering the dark and treacherous world of "Hermaphroditic Porn". Not to mention the political masterpiece "Warhead of Love". Unlike what you may think, we have a fun side too, we aren't always serious and buiseness oriented. To relax we have a nice hot cocoa, we also enjoy long walks on the beech. The bands sound can best be described as Winona Ryder having an orgasm, the stage-show looks like Gwar on a $20 budget, the lyrics will inspire you to be a better person and more productive in your community. Seriously though, if you are bored of the same old eMpTyV bullshit, and wanna have some fucking fun and just go crazy for a little while with a bunch of guys who wanna entertain you fuckers and help you forget about the people that have been pissing you off at work or school or what ever it is you need a break from or ya just wanna see something "different", this band is for you!
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