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| Name | State | Computer Projection |
| 25 | Barrows, Doug | FL | Steps off the trail to relieve himself. Emerges days later at Cumberland Gap. |
| 2 | Brasington, Wayne | SC | Runs backwards so he will know where he has been, falls off gorges. |
| 1 | Brasington, Wilson | SC | Refuses to enter Hell section for religious reasons. |
| 191 | Brooks, Fred | CA | Converts to Bhuddism, becomes one with the course. One lap, that is. |
| 22 | Clifton, Eric | NM | Does 1st 10km in 40 minutes, then his heart explodes. |
| 4 | DeWalt, John | PA | Hounded by autograph seekers until he is forced to withdraw. |
| 215 | Dobies, Mike | MI | Forgets his medication, loses too much time chasing squirrels. |
| 21 | Dorion, Mark | TX | Quits when everyone refuses to kiss his boo boos and make them better. |
| 6 | Gardner, Susan | NM | Breaks a nail, quits to go get emergency manicure. |
| 1 | Gleman, Stu | FL | Uses Power Bars as suppositories. Walks funny all day, then quits. |
| 92 | Horton, David | VA | Forgets to dress on race morning, suffers disfiguring wounds to his palest skin. |
| 19 | Hudson, Sean | CO | Goes feral and frightens Boy Scouts for decades. |
| 7 | Hughes, David | IN | Mauled by Box turtle, and left for dead. |
| 45 | Hunt, Leslie | NC | Falls in with a pack of Coyotes. |
| 2 | Isler, Randy | NM | Puts his tights on backwards and cannot run. |
| 298 | Johnson, Bill | IL | Becomes second finisher ever. |
| 3 | Johnston, Sue | VT | Writes ballad about lap 1 and goes to Nashville to become famous. |
| 19 | Maclean, Eliza | NC | Looks up definitions of "Adventure" and "Disaster", then withdraws. |
| 38 | Mahoney, Matt | FL | Carrys list advice with him, and wanders off course while reading. |
| 2 | Martin, Leonard | TN | Carries mountain bike for the coal road, cannot get across sunuvabitch ditch. |
| 7 | Put, Hans | NY | Ends up laying by the fire weeping like a small child. |
| 23 | Satterfield, DeWayne | AL | Cannot think of clever quote for the finish, so he quits after 4 1/2 laps. |
| 00 | Scott, Geoff | CT | Holes up in a cave, and has to be removed by SWAT team. |
| 223 | Simmons, Steve | WV | Chased off course by amorous Bobcat. |
| 22 | Thompson, Andrew | VA | Forgets his styling Mousse, refuses to run with bad hair. |
| 7 | Tiechert, Jurgen | GER | Foolishly looks at Clifton's tights and is temporarily blinded. |
| 29 | Tilden, Michael | UT | Hides in the shower during the start. |
| 291 | Tramell, Kerry | TN | Remembers that he has a warm bed only 30 miles away. |
| 0 | Tuthill, Chip | CT | Accidentally ties his shoes together. Falls repeatedly & quits after 1 lap. |
| 99 | West, Dick | MI | Confuses his Book Pages with toilet paper and loses a lap. |
| 1 | White, David | TN | Discovers his confidence still laying where he lost it last year, and takes it home. |
| 2 | Wilson, Craig | ME | Stops at Jury Ridge on the advice of his astrologist. |
| 00 | Wood, Blake | NM | Tries shortcut thru coal mines. Comes out in China. |
| 23 | Youngren, Robert | AL | Holds his map upside down, and runs to the Prison. |
| 9 | Zuniga, David | MA | Two words. Human Sacrifice. |
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