This is Heihachi Mishima and I'm gonna be your tour guide for The Force of Tekken. If you have a problem with that, then get someone else to show you around. Now make a choice.
Let me tell some stuff about me.
Let me show you some pics of me.
Let me tell you my strategy.
Let me show you my move list.
Let me show you my ranking.
Let me show you the rankings for Tekken.
Go get a new tour guide.
