A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask
him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped
centimeters from a brick wall.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver said,

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the
daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a
little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today
is my first day as a cab driver, I've been driving a hearse
for the last 25 years!"

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