Top Ten Things Sam Will Never Say

10) "But Ah don't WANNA be an X-Man!"

9) "Accent? What accent? Ah have an accent?"

8) "Tab, Ah need to tell you something important…Roberto and Ah are getting married!"

7) "Ah don't really think Ah wanna have a family."

6) "Ah don't really like blondes."

5) "Barney is MAH HERO!"

4) "Ah LOVE having mah best friend and mah ex-girlfriend datin'!"

3) "Ah love bein' made to look like a stupid hick!"

2) "Ah wanna grow up and be just like them people on Hee-ha!"

1) "Ah'm gonna go smack up mah bitch." Top Ten Lists