Yup, you read it right. Most humor sites have "Top 10 Lists", but leave it to us at 10fG&1gC5.0 to not go with everybody else. Most of these were written at 2:30 in the morning, & they seemed funny then. Whether they do now or not us up to you.

Top 7 Ways to get Nick into Bed
7)Tell him your name is Mandy
6)Die your hair blonde & grow it out, so you look like his lil sis BJ.
5)Incorporate basketball into the sex
4)Promise to buy him pizza.
3)When he say "Say my name bitch" call him dumbass.
2)Tell him you will play N64 with him all day if he sleeps with you.
1)Grease your hair down, buy rabbit teeth & call yourself Sweet D.

Top 7 Ways to Get Yourself a Bad Boy
7)Be in, drop out, or get kicked out of a girl group. Preferably an unsigned one.
6)Being a dancer is always good.
5)Go on tour with them as a dancer.
4)Wear tight shirts alot.
3)Be a model.
2)Be a blonde.
1)Stuff your boobs with water baloons & say "ya, ya know" alot

Top 7 Ways you know you are in Joeys House
7)1 word...Trojans
6)On the dry erase board hanging in the kitchen, it says " I LOVE LANCE 4-EVER!"
5)There are pictrues of Lance all over the house. They all say BOP in the corner.
4)You see an unopened cassette of 8 Minute Abs, Buns, & Thighs on the VCR.
3)There is red Jello everywhere...for what you ask. Hair Dye.
2)The doorbell chimes the Superman theme song
1)The answering machine has a message that says "Joey, its Lance. If you ever call me again, Ima kill ya!!!!"

Top 7 Things Britney Spears Will Say in the Future
7)My mom has all my money.
6)I married my cousin. (from BOMT vid.)
5)I banged Justin.
4)I never had knee surgery.
3)They ARE indeed fake.
2)Would you like fries with that?
1)Hey! This is my corner!

Top 7 Things you WIll Se at an *N SYNC Concert
7)10 year old girls pretending they are 20
6)20 year old girls wearing leather pants & backless shrits, hoping to impress *N SYNC.
5)Overpriced t-shirts & programs that have pics we already have.
4)At least 1 of *N SYNC's family members.
3)Little girls screaming "WE LOVE JUSTIN!"
2)Older fans annoying teenys by screaming "WE LOVE NICK!"
1)Lance not getting to sing.

Top 7 Ways to Annoy a Teenybopper
7)Steal every copy of BOP magazine she owns.
6)Tear her pin-ups down.
5)Steal her BsB ticked until she is in hysterics then give it back 2 days later.
4)If she hates *N SYNC & loves BsB, tell her that BsB sucks.br> 3)If Nick is her fave, say he is gay.
2)Tell her *N SYNC copy BsB or vice versa.
1)Send her to a humor site.

Top 7 Things you wil find on BsB's Bus
7)Viagra
6)Tyke
5)empty pizza boxes
4)Nintendos
3)porn
2)condoms
1)Hookers

Top 7 Reasons Lou Pearlmen is Making O-Town
7)He is going bankrupt from losing BsB & *N SYNC
6)He has no slaves to go buy him food
5)He doesn't have any more groups where he can call himself the 6th (& 7th) member.
4)He has nobody he can live out his childhood dreams through.
3)He didn't wanna go back to the hot air balloon biz.
2)He was bored.
10)He has no guys to whack off to at night.