5 stars-Pretty good...for Britney.
4 stars-A little more than typical...for Britney.
3 stars-As good as I expected from the album
2 stars-I cried it was so bad when I heard it
1 star-My dogs cried when they heard it.

1)Oops...I Did It Again- This could possibly be another ...Baby One More Time. If it gets in your head, you can't get it out. Even my 24 year old sister sings it all the time, which scrares me! I give it 4 stars.

2)Stronger-One of my fave songs on the album. It has such a good beat & is the answer to BOMT. If you haven't heard it, it goes like this. "I'm stronger than yesterday, now it's nothin but my way, my lonlieness ain't killin me no more, I am stronger". It is the exact opposite of BOMT. I commend her for singing such good lyrics, so that leaves me no choice but to give her 5 stars.

3)DOn't Go Knockin' On My Door-Get ready for this y'all. I like this song TOO! I would probably like it better if I knew what the hell she said in it, but I LOVE the beat. I give it 4 & 3/4 stars, because, what would you all think if I gave 2 5s in a row?!?

4)(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction-Well...um...it is...ok. I like the Rolling Stone's version better, but I didn't buy the Rolling Stone CD, I bought the Britney Spears CD, so I guess it is about average for her. I hate the talking part before the song starts & I also hate her horny moans in it. So it gets a 3 1/2.

5)Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know- I HATE THIS DAMN SONG!!!!!! Y'all just don't understand. She sounds like a dying cat!!!!!! AHHHH! It gets 1/88 of a star.

6)What U See (Is What U Get)-This song is like an excuse for being a hoe. It is telling us not to change her. Ok, whatever. "Cuz I can promise you, baby what you see is what you get." OK, boys, step up. Who wants the hoe??? I've got 50 dollars here, can I get 75? I give it 3 stars. Remember what 3 stars is.

7)Lucky-I WISH SHE WOULD QUIT TALKING BEFORE HER SONGS!!!! It is the last thing I wanna hear. Good golly goobers! I do like the song though. The very beginning sounds like a 50's Doo Wop song. She sounds like a dead cat in this song, but I can see the message in it, & it really actually has a meaning, so it gets 3 1/4 stars.

8)One Kiss From You-This song sounds like something that should have been on her first album, which is not good. It is such a little girl song. It is pretty crappy. It gets 2 stars.

9)Where Are You Now-She sounds like she is in such pain in this song. AAAHhhasahahahahahahAAAAHHHH. I don't know what that was. It gets pretty good once you get past the labor pain part. I also know how she feels in this song. 3 stars

10)Can't Make You Love Me-Gosh, I know how she feels in this song. *starts crying* Oh, gosh, this is a really good song. I guess it is my 3rd fave song on the album. it gets 4 & 44/45 stars.

11)When Your Eyes Say It-Oh, gag me! This is the gayest song I have ever heard. The beginning, she talks again. I don't need to hear her mousy ass voice whispering! Please. I hate this song. If I could, I would give it negative stars, but I can't, so 1/1000 of a star will suffice.

12)Dear Diary-I must confess, I like this song, & that scares me, because Brit Brit helped write it. It is a teenage girl's anthem! It gets 5 stars.