I think I did it again
I made her believe
That me and her were friends
It might seem a bit harsh
But it doesn't mean that I have no heart
Cuz when I loose all my senses
This is just so typically me
Oops I hit her again
I busted her nose
Deflated her boobs
Oh booby booby
Oops its all in love
Now you know I'm not sent from above
Cuz I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this
I'm thinkin away
Wishin that Britney didn't really exist
I cry watching the tapes
When Britney took over the AMAs
When I loose all my senses
This is just so typically me
Oops I hit her again
I busted her nose
Deflated her boobs
Oh booby booby
Oops its all in love
Now you know I'm not sent from above
Cuz I'm not that innocent
(me)Britney...before you go...there is something I want you to have
(Britney)Oh...isn't this a free year of singing lessons?
(me)Yeah, well, actually, they are
(Britney)But wait a minute, don't you know I am a singer??
(me)Yeah, well, I heard your new album, and you STILL suck!
(Britney)Oh, you shouldn't have, you nasty bitch.
Oops I hit her again real hard
Broke her nose again YEAH BABY
Now you know I'm not sent from above
Cuz I'm not that innocent
*REPEAT CHORUS TILL END*