I, Amanda, did the unthinkable. I ransacked *N SYNC's tour bus, and you will never believe what I found. I found the original copies of the No Strings Attached thank you's, before *N SYNC got outta TransCon. Without further ado, here they are.

Justin's Shout-out's & mad props go to:
First off, I gotta thank GOD for making me thme da hot sexy biatch that I am. I also gotta thank HIM for giving me the best voice I have ever heard.

Secondly, I have to thank my mom, Lynn. I mean, I really HAVE to thank her, cuz das what Lou told me to do.

Next, I have to thank our security team for keeping all those little teenybopping pieces of shit away from a body as fine as mine. Y'all be da best.

I wanna thank the best person on the face of da Earth. Lou Pearlmen! I love that man. Well, he told me I did, so I have to say it. You be da freakin bomb!

Now I wanna take up this space to thank my biatch, Britney. Girl, you are one fine ass woman! Thanks for all the fine freakin baybay!

Thanks to Lance, Joey & Chris for not singing & letting me sing. DIE JC DIE!!!!

Now Lou said he is going to choke me with his chubby hands until I thank my fans for all the money you give us. You all are all right.

If I didn't mention you in my thank you's, that probably means I really don't give a shit if you are alive or not.

Peace my brothas,
Justin

JC's Thank Yous:
First & foremost, I have to thank GOD for letting me be on Mickey Mouse Club all those years ago. I knew it would come in handy!

Next, I have to thank my family for all the support & encouraging me to do MMC. Thanks!

Thank you to MMC for having me on there! You all are great. I will be having the pool party for y'all soon! =)

Thanks to Innosence! You all give great...wait...they just said that I can't say that. You all are cool.

Thanks to Joey, Lance, & Chris. Y'all are the bomb diggity! Kiss my ass Justin Timberlake!

Finally, thanks to all the fans. You all are great. Thanks for always picking fights with BsB fans in our honor!

Lots of Love,
JC

Joey Thanks: Thank you GOD, for making pretty women to turn me down

Thank you Mom & Dad for making me!

Thank you to all the strip clubs across the world for all you do.

Thank you to all the porn makers out there. You all should win Oscars!

Thanks to JC, Justin, & Chris.

A special thanks to Lance. Even though you don't love me YET, you will. Just let the love flow.

Thank you to all the underaged fans. You make my life much more interesting.

Joey

Lance's Thank Yous: First, I would like to thank GOD for letting Lou be over with Justin while I am writing my thank yous. That way, I can write what I want.

I would like to thank my mom & dad for conceiving, having, & raising me in Mississippi. I am greatful.

I would like to that Toby. I know you are in Horse Heaven now.

I would like to that Disney for drawing attention to us with that little concert diddy. You all are cool

Thank you JC, Chris, & Justin. Especially to Justin for calling our vocal coach!

Joey, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I have a cousin who is a cop & I will have him beat your ass with a night stick if you don't leave me the hell alone!

Thank you to Danielle. You were great baby. I miss you. Please come back to me! I love you!

Thank you to Clorox Bleach Company for the life time supply of hair products.

Finally, thank you to the fans for buying all the crap that Lou Pearlmen had produced, even though we don't get any of the money, it shows you care!

If I didn't mention you, you know I have you in my heart, right beside Toby.

Love,
Lance

Chris's Thanks: Thank you GOD, for giving me life, music, & Busta.

Thank you to my mom for being there for me

Thank you to my woman! I love you baby!

Thanks to mah boys! Y'all kick ass. We kick Backstreet's ass.

Thank you to my psychic. You are the best Trudy.

Thank you Busta for all the joy you bring into my life. You are my soulmate.

Thank you fans! We are lucky to have peeps like you.

Chris